Anti-Masturbation Gum, Porn & "Grow A Girlfriend" Toy Found In Lawyer's Home

[matcom]

<snip>

July 22, 2007 -- "Anti-masturbation" gum, stacks of skin magazines and something called a "Grow a Girlfriend" toy were among the kinky belongings cops hauled out of an alleged peeping-Tom lawyer's Queens house, according to wacky new court documents.

Disgraced Legal Aid lawyer Peter Barta collected boxes worth of porn, X-rated movies and off-color gag gifts, the documents revealed.

Barta, 32 - who lives with his mom in a Kew Gardens apartment - is under indictment for allegedly using a spy camera disguised as a clock to film his female colleagues changing into their business suits in their downtown offices.

According to the new documents, Barta's seized possessions included 90 porn videos and 211 copies of Playboy, along with literary stalwarts such as as "Celebrity Skin" and "Oriental Women."

There was also something called a "Grow a Girlfriend" toy, and several boxes of novelty chewing gum, including boxes labeled, "Enjoy Spending Time With Your Mouth," and "Handz Off Anti-Masturbation Gum."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07222007/news/regionalnews/peep_lawyer_had_kinky_toy_trove_regionalnews_laura_italiano.htm

[MissHoneychurch]

1. What in the world is

"Anti-Masturbation gum"????

:wtf:

[gmoney]

2. Just a "novelty" or joke product, I'm sure.

Laura Bush has used chewing gum as a birth control method for years... She just gives George a stick of Doublemint before they go to bed...









(*for those readers who may not be familiar with the old joke, a person who is inept is often described as being unable "walk and chew gum at the same time" and this would extend to other activities that the person could not do while chewing gum, such as engaging in sex with Pickles.)

[MissHoneychurch]

4. Do I have to understand it?

:shrug:

My English isn't the best today

[tool_of_the_people]

5. I wonder if the Doublemint ...

... had anything to do with them having twins?

[Deja Q]

11. Dunno, but I imagined he blew a lot of bubbles with it...

:hide:

[underpants]

3. Needed to log on DU

Clearly he had too much time.... on his hands

[meegbear]

6. I know from experience, the gum doesn't work ...

He should have tried:

[Michigander4Dean]

7. Yep - sadly I was caught

[ohiosmith]

8. Barta, 32 - who lives with his mom in a Kew Gardens apartment

:rofl:

[JVS]

9. Oh boy! Legal aid attorney! The NYpost isn't afraid to go after the biggest wheels, are they?

:eyes:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. What's a "grow a girlfriend" toy?

Is that like Instant Pussy?*

* Small novelty item I haven't seen in decades. It's a small, pink, wrinkly object. Instructions say place in water for "Instant Pussy." After about ten minutes of soaking, you get a small wet foam kitty cat.