Who wants a piece of me?

[Writer]

I have nothing really athletic to post, and I don't smoke.

Maybe this is more of a philosophical copycat?

[datasuspect]

1. a piece of what?

[Writer]

3. Of pie, datasuspect.

A piece of pie.

[taterguy]

2. I'm guessing you'll get a lot more replies

[Writer]

4. Not so far.

There are no visuals. ;)

[taterguy]

6. I had to kick my own thread just to get a reply

[Writer]

8. Well they wouldn't know a smokin' hotty in bike gear even if it hit them in the...

[rucky]

5. I'll take the left ear.

I sort of have a collection going.

:freak:

[Writer]

7. I'll offer it only if it's a precise cut.

Sounds like you have some practice, though.

[Wetzelbill]

9. sure!!!!

:)

[Writer]

21. ...

:P

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

29. Curses!

Shot down again. :silly:

[Writer]

30. Shot down?

I thought that was a friendly wave. As in, "Hello, Wetzelbill, please come hither."

[Wetzelbill]

31. !!!!!!

Now you gave me a heart attack. :)

[Writer]

32. Oh dear. Let's not do that, now, all right?

Ummm... lay down. Elevate your feet a bit and take this aspirin. The paramedics are coming. K?

[Deja Q]

10. Oh GOD yes!!!

:7

And

:spray: IBTL! :spray:

[Writer]

22. Oh GOD yes?

:blush:

[Deja Q]

25. Didn't mean to make you blush!

Man, I gotta cut back on the prozac! :7

[billyskank]

11. I'm greedy.

I want all of you.

[Writer]

14. So which toe would you like to eat first?

;)

[billyskank]

15. The left big one.

As good a place to begin as any. :)

[Writer]

16. You'd have to work nice and slow...

It's a long way to the top.

[Deja Q]

17. Well, I see you have an interest in British sausage

:rofl:

[Writer]

19. LOL

Uhhhh... either that's an incredible compliment for billyskank, or... well...

I'll let him decide. :P

[Deja Q]

23. Don't worry, I'm British AND Scotish. Norweigan too.

I'm bigger. :spray:

[Writer]

28. I think you're trying to push your way through the sausage pile.

Wait your turn, fella.

;)

[billyskank]

27. Hmmm

Hopefully a little better looking than that. ;)

[triguy46]

12. A pound of flesh. From your side. Sign me Shylock.

[Writer]

24. Ow.

That sounds painful.

~Writer~

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. I got my fork and my bib.

:P

[Writer]

26. Again - ow.

That sounds even more painful!

~Writer~

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. Not the way I do it.

:hide:

[Writer]

34. Ohhhhh?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. Yeeeah!

[Redstone]

18. I'd suspect that many do.

Redstone

[Writer]

20. If they do, they have to complete the gauntlet...

where waits at the end an angry, snarling Mr. Writer.