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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:09 AM
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let me get this right, wouldn't want to rain on anyone's parade
first i have to hack into the neural net processor and then manipulate its operating systems, and then rewrite the subroutine and it'll work?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:09 AM
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1. not until you send it through the tubes
THEN it will work
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:11 AM
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2. dont forget to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:13 AM
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3. someone was telling me that i might have to apply a different hexadecimal algorithm
to achieve flux.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:23 AM
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5. well, it would be more efficient than an octal or binary algortithm
but you could go with any of them.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:15 AM
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4. Make certain you're wearing the elctronium hat!
Remember - the hat harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation.

mikey_the_rat
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:24 AM
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6. don't forget to the use the manual override on the airlock
otherwise the computer will blow you out into space when it detects an algorithm change
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:25 AM
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7. "wait . . . wait . . . wait . . . wait . . . wait . . . NOW!!!!!!!"
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