Drunk Man Rams Friend's Anus With Pool Cue Leaving 31 Centimetres Stuck Inside

[matcom]

<snip>

A MAN rammed a pool cue into the rectum of a drunken friend with such force it snapped off, leaving 31 centimetres stuck inside his bowel, the Tasmanian Supreme Court in Hobart has been told.

Roofer Matthew Noel Triffett, 21, who'd previously pleaded guilty to a charge of grievous bodily harm, was given a six-month jail sentence, suspended for two years, and was ordered to perform 140 hours of community service.

<snip>

The court was told Triffett had drunk alcohol at various locations around Hobart to celebrate the birthday of one of two friends with him at the time.

Justice Crawford said the trio ended up at the Village Green Tavern, east of Hobart, where the complainant crashed to the floor with his buttocks exposed while his friend ran around the pub in the nude.

He said Triffett had used considerable force to thrust the cue into the man's anus, including lateral force, because it snapped in two.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22121401-5005961,00.html

[skygazer]

1. Interesting definition of "friend"

:eyes:

[petronius]

13. That was my first thought as well... WTF was this guy thinking,

and why would that seem to be a good idea no matter how drunk he was?

[triguy46]

16. Reminds me of a night I was working an ER

and two guys came in from a horribly wrong "blood brother" ceremony. Got a little too brotherly and happened to get a couple bleeders.

[datasuspect]

2. better than a fist

[DS1]

3. Now that's what I call a Bridge to Nowhere

[matcom]

4. I sure hope my posting this story

didn't stop Ted for getting his important email :D

[driver8]

5. When I first read the title of this thread, I thought he broke if off in a Ram's anus.

I was about to get really pissed off until I realized that he just broke it off in some other drunken idiot's anus.

I guess that's ok. :think:

[triguy46]

17. Isn't there an animal involved in this somewhere? I'm still looking for the ram.

[baldguy]

6. Whith friends like this...

[meegbear]

7. That's 12.2 inches for the metrically challenged ...

MAMA MIA!

[no name no slogan]

23. It's like getting a foot in the anus

well, 12.2 inches, at least.

[supernova]

8. But did he still respect him in the morning?

[underpants]

9. "Roofer"--'nough said

a roofer who drinks???
:rofl:

[Elidor]

10. Oh, SNAP!

:hide:

[SOteric]

11. With friends like that, who needs enemas?

D'oh! Did I say that out loud?

[matcom]

12. ...

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

15. Oh, yeah. You did.

And it was fucking funny, too.

:D

[Left Is Write]

14. That's a friend?

[JVS]

18. Anyone who would do that isn't a true friend

[triguy46]

19. The reason this thread is lingering is due to the offensive nature of...

the metric system.

[Throwing Stones]

20. Jeebus, I hope he at least bought the guy dinner first /nt

[Texasgal]

21. You should really stop

having Pool parties Matcom...

[Deja Q]

22. That deserves a photoshop...

:rofl: