Fundy man terrified of nice young lady.

[Deep13]

Another entertaining glimpse into Fundy worry over non-issues at the Rapture Ready message board.

http://www.rr-bb.com/archive/index.php?t-7499.html

This guy does some sort of food delivery service for elderly people. He's afraid of this one old woman's house because her granddaughter meets him outside to take the food it. Aparently, the granddaught hasn't got the sense to be afraid of her body and has neglected to wear a burka. So he's asking his Fundy "brothers" to pray to relieve him of his normal feelings towards attractive women as though it was some kind of supernatural curse.

[Deja Q]

1. I'm afraid of people I'm attracted to too. Can I get a runners' up prize?

And of all those Bible verses, where's Ezekiel 23:20?

:hide:

[pagerbear]

I'm afraid of people who are attracted to me.

They tend to be nutjobs!

[rockymountaindem]

20. Do you *want* Samuel L. Jackson to shoot you?

Man... take a break and grab a Big Kahuna burger or something :O)

[Deja Q]

34. No comment

:spray:

[Blue_Tires]

41. wasn't that 25:17? nt

[seemunkee]

2. Thats why I quit porn...which I naively thought would end the lust.

:rofl:

[Deep13]

4. Naively is an understatement.

I guess it hasn't occurred to him that his repressive attitude is what is making it impossible for him to have ordinary, societal contact with women.

[Maestro]

22. Exactly.

It's friggin' normal to notice a nice looking person. He'll end up killing women for this now. :eyes:

[GRLMGC]

3. Hilarious

No2Flesh, ahahahahahahahhahaha

[Deep13]

5. No to flesh?

What the hell does he think we are made out of?

[NewJeffCT]

37. wood maybe?

oops.

:evilgrin:

[skygazer]

6. These people are out of their minds

"Yes, I can't wait for the day when we're with the Lord when we won't be bothered by these fleshly things!"

Ewwwww! Fleshly things!!!!! :banghead:

[Throwing Stones]

31. that person's comment made me immediately think of Warren Zevon's

"Mr. Bad Example"

I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store
Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score
I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane
And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan

[rucky]

7. He should kneel, put his hands together

and pray vigorously.

[TZ]

8. such nerve...

I bet this is one of the ones that rants about how homosexuality is "unnatural" and yet desiring an attractive female, which is VERY natural, is a bad thing too. Talk about screwed up psychology...

[Deep13]

29. I see that Satan has gotten to you too.

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

30. Hell yes!

What would I do without my (male) eye candy? Explode no doubt...:rofl:

[Mutley]

9. He thinks about this way too much.

If he wants to keep himself pure or whatever, good for him. I guess. Certainly wouldn't be good for me. :evilgrin:

But he's just getting himself all worked up over nothing. Poor dude.

[Richard Steele]

10. That's some honestly scary shit. That reads like a serial killer's diary.

"Thats why I quit porn...which I naively thought would end the lust."

"If my eyes didnt ogle my flesh wouldnt be battling this"

"Other times the image pops into my head later.."

"I would rather not pluck my own eyes out..."

This guy is about two steps from deciding that
strangling prostitutes will "end the lust".
Two steps at best.

[Maestro]

23. Before reading your post dicksteele, I posted the

something very similar. Seriously, the repression he is exerting on himself will probably grow into some perverted hatred for women.

[El Fuego]

27. Hospitals are full of sick people -- and so are churches.

[Deep13]

28. One of those two groups is being treated for their illnesses,...

...the other group is getting worse.

[HERVEPA]

11. Yeah, it's cray, but..

Give the guy a little credit to the guy for being out there doing meals on wheels

[Deep13]

12. I'm not questioning his charity work.

The issue is the unhealthy, damning obsession the religious right has about controlling sexuality. They follow the Platonic model that spirit and flesh are seperate as if ones consciousness was inhabiting the body without being part of it. They take the further view, against from Plato, that spirit is good, but flesh is bad and it is only by neglecting oneself and suffering in the flesh can the spirit be redeemed for the ancestral sin of our original, nonexistant ancestors.

[mr blur]

13. That place is like a convention of serial killers

very creepy people afraid of just about everything and just managing to keep their weirdness in check.

[WolverineDG]

14. "A wife is one of God's provisions"

great, sounds like they put their wives in the toolbox, between the hammer & the phillips screwdriver.

dg

[petronius]

16. No no - flat-head screwdrivers only

The slots on a phillips head look like a little cross, so when you rotate it it's like turning the cross upside down, which is a sin.

:silly:

[Deep13]

19. Some of the responses tell him to ask God for a wife.

I can guess, therefore, that he is not doing anything on his own to meet anyone. Hope he isn't holding his breath for that to happen.

[Richard Steele]

25. Meanwhile, millions of women are praying they never meet a freak like him.

This guy can't even come to terms with the fact that
healthy female bodies attract his attention; he sure as
hell isn't fit to be MARRYING anyone.

[Deep13]

26. That's true enough. It appears that his denial of reality...

...is preventing him from even considering it. In other words, if he was out looking, he would not be quite so screwed-up because it would mean that he finally rejected his neurotic repression of sexual feelings. I get the impression he is trying to do the right thing, but is absolutely wrong in what the right thing is since thinks his natural reluctence to think sexuality is evil is proof of Satan's influence.

[lildreamer316]

45. No no, you've got it wrong. I hope he *IS* holding his breath...

....
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean that. Really.
<slinks off>

[Dragonbreathp9d]

15. Jesus Christ

just go beat off when you get home for fuck's sake. I might join so I can post that.... :evilgrin:

[formerrepuke]

17. "fleshly things"....for the first time, I am genuinely ROFLMAO!!

[TrogL]

35. isn't that the Arian heresy?

Burn him at the stake.

[baldguy]

18. He doesn't avoid women, he just denys them his Precious Bodily Fluids

[Deep13]

32. There will be no fighting in the war room! nt

[formerrepuke]

21. "Fleshly Things"...is that another fundy term for "dirty pillows"?:

[Deep13]

24. Get thee behind me, nipples!

I wonder if the poster is John Ashcroft.

[Deep13]

33. A sinful kick for the evening crowd.

[grace0418]

36. I'm alternating between laughter, pity and horror.

How sad that someone could be so fucked up by religion that they can't even handle looking at a pretty woman.

[guitar man]

38. rofl!!

This is some funny shit!!

this response in particular:

What's important is that you do not act on it or dwell on it in your mind, or use it as stimulating thought during masturbation.

I'm tempted to sign up just to respond to that with "hell no, get a cell phone cam and snap a pic, it'll make smacking your willie much more interesting than just thinking about her" :rofl:

[xchrom]

39. i need my DU brothers and sisters to pray for me --

cause i get all horned up looking at people in the grocery store.

[datasuspect]

40. these fucking people need to be institutionalized

[Deja Q]

44. Sounds like they're trying not to fuck...

:hide:

[crim son]

42. I'm having the strangest reaction to that man's post/plea.

I'm tearing up. Life is already difficult... more than a challenge sometimes. Yet here is a man who has chosen to add to his burden by feeling guilty about being a man. He's practically asking to be "rebuked". For what?

It makes me sad. It makes me sick.

[u4ic]

43. I don't think it's strange

I, too, feel terribly sorry for the fellow, and angry at the institution that punishes normal and natural behaviour.


:hi: gal!