SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant

[CatWoman]

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I' m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fi re. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call [phone] and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society...

[MissMillie]

1. I wonder if they also placed an ad that would attract females...

Walking in the woods, fireside companion and eating out of your hand would all still work.

[matcom]

2. HAHAHAHAHA

funny. you wrote the same exact thing to ME 6 years ago! :*

[CatWoman]

4. ROFL!!!!!

:hi:

cept i left out the part about walking in the forest :rofl:

[matcom]

yeah and substituted it for painting your house!

x(

[billyoc]

3. Can you blame them, she's gorgeous!

:hi:

[CatWoman]

5. she is, isn't she?

:hi:

[5thGenDemocrat]

17. I'd take her home

We're looking for a dog who could coexist with eight cats. The felines will crap on themselves for a few days, but they'll get over it.
John
Be an exciting few days, though.


And for a second there, Cat, I thought you were coming on to us. Hi from Saginaw.

[CatWoman]

21. John!!!

:hi:

haven't seen you in a while :)

[reyd reid reed]

6. That's GREAT!!!

I hope she found a good home.

:loveya:

[redqueen]

7. ahahahahah

awwwww what a face :)

[underpants]

8. Very funny

:bounce:

[Inchworm]

9. Too cool.. I guess men are...

quick to dial? :D

:hi:

[Richardo]

10. That is great.

...and I want that puppy. :hug:

[ceile]

11. Great idea.

I wonder if they got any takers? :-)

[xchrom]

12. awww -- i'm in love!!! n/t

[SeattleGirl]

13. LOL! I love this ad!

And Daisy is gorgeous!

[judaspriestess]

14. what a beautiful girl

:)

[devilgrrl]

15. What a gorgeous puppy that is - clever ad too boot.

I hope she finds a good home.

[originalpckelly]

16. OMG! That is the cutest puppy ever!

So sweet wooking! And what a clever ad eh?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

18. And Daisy comes when you call her.

That's what I like about dogs.

[CatWoman]

19. unlike my uppity ass cats

:)

[LynneSin]

20. I think Daisy could be bi!

:D