Woman Accused Of Attacking Roommates With Turkey

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Mon Jul-23-07 12:50 PM
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Woman Accused Of Attacking Roommates With Turkey

Woman Accused Of Attacking Roommates With Turkey

SEFFNER, Fla. -- A woman in Seffner is accused of attacking her roommates with a hammer and a turkey.

Police say Jackie Baird was arguing with her two roommates Monday morning when she threw the turkey, hitting one of the roommates in the face. She then reportedly chased the two with a hammer.

No one was injured.

Baird was later arrested.

She's charged with felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor battery.

http://www.local6.com/news/13735843/detail.html

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underpants

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Mon Jul-23-07 12:53 PM
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1. Former co-worker's wife did this to him

He walked in the house and she hit him over the head with a frozen turkey. Knocked him slam OUT

She had issues

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Mutley

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Mon Jul-23-07 12:56 PM
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2. My friend's dad once threw a frozen turkey at her.

She ducked, and it put a hole in the drywall.

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tonkatoy57

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Mon Jul-23-07 01:20 PM
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fresh or frozen?

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triguy46

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Mon Jul-23-07 01:20 PM
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3. Reminds me of Barbara Bel Geddes offing her husband with a leg of lamb.

Edited on Mon Jul-23-07 01:21 PM by triguy46

An old, old Hitchcock tv episode. It was a frozen one, then she cooked it and fed it to the investigating detective. They never located the "weapon."

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Dragonbreathp9d

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Mon Jul-23-07 02:49 PM
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4. thats taken from a short story by Rald Dahl (sp)

it is excellent

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Jul-23-07 04:03 PM
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5. Getting an entire nation to attack your roommates is impressive.

Wish I'd thought of it.

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petronius

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Mon Jul-23-07 04:07 PM
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6. It would be a pretty solid answer to "Oh yeah? You and what army?"

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Deja Q

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Mon Jul-23-07 04:23 PM
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7. What happened to the turkey baster?

Far more versatile than a mere hammer...

:hide:

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