AngryAmish
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Mon Jul-23-07 12:53 PM
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How do you tell someone that their child is not attractive? |
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I went to a BBQ last weekend with Mrs. AA. A bunch of her friends from college were getting together to catch up Husbands and children sldo sttended. I had not met all of these people before.
Somehow I got to thinking how I could be the most obnoxious and boorish person possible. Outside of making a drunken pass at one of her friends (or their husbands!) I thought telling someone that their child was ugly is about the worst thing I could do.
Luckily, I kept my evil thoughts in my head to share with you today.
So, what do you think is the most boorish thing possible to say in that situation?
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:30 PM
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1. "Throw that slab of meat on the grill. Wait, my bad, that's a kid." |
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Remember, YOU asked for boorish.
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:31 PM
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2. How long you been beating him with the ugly stick? |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:31 PM
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3. "oh, my, what a SPECIAL child." |
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"is it a rare condition?"
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:33 PM
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4. Offer to loan a pillow so they can try again |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:33 PM
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5. "do you have the corrective surgury scheduled yet?" |
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"or does that have to wait till hes older?"
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:44 PM
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10. Cold....and I feel so bad for laughing. |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:40 PM
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6. "Holy shit! That ain't contagious, is it? nt |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:41 PM
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7. "Jesus! Look at that ugly little bastard!" |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:42 PM
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8. Blast the sirens and screams that accompanied Yukk! taking off his doghouse? |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:42 PM
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9. "Figured out who the baby daddy is yet?" |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:44 PM
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11. wow your child is so ugly even the tide wouldn't take it out. |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:44 PM
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12. "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal." |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:48 PM
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:46 PM
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13. "My, your child looks...interesting." |
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Said with emphasis on "interesting."
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:49 PM
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15. My first response to this was 'You don't' but now I realize you WANT to be |
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kicked out of the party :evilgrin:
Maybe something along the lines of "Jebus, honey, go get me a hammer so we can put this one out of it's misery!" ? (Of course, you'd need to be drunk and have wet yourself beforehand. After the comment grab the Momma's breast and offer to help her make a 'real looker' after the party.
:hi:
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:50 PM
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16. "Didja see the kid on that nose?" |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:50 PM
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17. "Oh, bless his/her heart." |
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That always works in alot of cases. IMHO
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:51 PM
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18. "Damn! You must have one ugly mailman!" |
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:56 PM
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19. Wow that baby is so ugly, |
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you should have named it "accident".
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Mon Jul-23-07 01:57 PM
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20. "Did you take him out before he was done?" |
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:01 PM
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21. OMG, I have to post in this thread to check back later. |
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:50 PM
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27. you can bookmark threads also |
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in the upper left, just click on "bookmark this thread". Then you dont have to post to find it again.
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:09 PM
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22. Aww ... He looks just like a cross between Joe Lieberman and Phil Gramm! nt |
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:12 PM
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But I guess you figured that out.
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:15 PM
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24. So, I see your kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. |
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:17 PM
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25. "Did ya keep the receipt?" |
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Mon Jul-23-07 02:24 PM
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26. "I take it that you DIDN'T sleep with your boss." n/t |
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