Now I remember why I quit making homemade cinnamon rolls

[catmandu57]

It's a dirty pain in the ass, cheaper to buy fats, sugars, and chemicals premade in a handy package, but, since I've came this far I just as well finish the job. The dough is on it's first rise now.

[billyskank]

1. But it's possible to make a sex thread out of them

without ever mentioning the word sex. We know this to be true.

[reyd reid reed]

3. It's possible to make a sex thread out of anything

without ever mentioning the word sex. It's all in the way you look at things.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

2. Once the first rise is done

the rest of it's a piece of cake.

Well...bread, but you get the idea. I only make them once a year...for Christmas. Other than that, I just buy Rhodes when I want them.

[catmandu57]

4. Which is what I should've done

But I've been jonesing for some huge sweets buns, Malt o meal Scooters just doesn't fill the bill.