I hate, abhor, detest, cannot stand, will not tolerate mayonnaise.

[triguy46]

It makes me wanna puke. The last time I took a bite of anything with mayo was in 1962, it was a surprise at the time, I spit it out (specifically bologna with mayo).

[pagerbear]

1. You seem to have strong feelings about this.

[triguy46]

2. words cannot fully express my dislike.

:puke:

[styersc]

3. And yet the world keeps turning.

How about aoli.

[triguy46]

8. It is a fancy name for mayo, isn't it? I steer clear of aoli...

as recently as Sat night in a very nice restaurant I passed on a dish that mentioned "aoli" as part of the presentation.

[fudge stripe cookays]

53. Essentially, mayo with garlic.

Fancy French word for it.

For what it's worth, I loves me some white sandwich products! :9

[triguy46]

55. Its just another way the mayo powers try to fool those of us too wise to eat it. Vigilence Always!!

[reyd reid reed]

4. It's better

than the 'tangy zip of Miracle Whip'

The only miracle involved in 'miracle whip' is that anyone keeps it down.

:puke:

[triguy46]

5. I make no differentiation between mayo or miracle whip....

Its all nasty.

[Javaman]

39. Oh big difference. miracle whip is called that because it's a miracle any

one eats it.

Besides, my wife and I make our own mayo, hate the store bought crap.

[ceile]

45. Exactly.

My SO tries to tell me there's no difference and I look at him like he's crazy. But he's also a mayo hater.

[mitchum]

6. It's nasty nasty stuff...I can't even look at it

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. I'm with you, triguy

But my abhorrence extends to ketchup, mustard, relish, etc. etc. etc. - in a word, I loathe condiments!

[reyd reid reed]

9. I don't like ketchup...

but I do like mustard.

:hi:

[triguy46]

11. Great. But lets keep our focus on stopping the spread of mayo.

[reyd reid reed]

12. ....

:rofl:

[triguy46]

10. I am finding that there are many of us who share these feelings...

but THE MAN keeps pushing mayo and all its clones at us, we must remain vigilent.

[fishwax]

35. I'm anti-condiment as well (though I make an exception for BBQ sauce)

And hot sauces in general. But in terms of the big three--mayo, ketchup, and mustard--no thanks.

[BOSSHOG]

13. I like it a lot especially TABASCO Spicy Mayonnaise

[RushIsRot]

14. Condolences to those contemptuous of condiments.

I personally will eat mayo alone by the spoonful. Yum!

[triguy46]

15. You have spoken of my "room 101" (Orwell 1984 reference).

That act, is probably the most disgusting single thing I could imagine.

[flying rabbit]

16. MMM...

Bologna, mayo and wonder bread. Truly one of America's contributions to the world.
Edited because I am malnourished.

[triguy46]

17. The meal of my death...

when my friends mom served that to me, and I unknowing took a bite, I not so discreetly spit it out. Never since has the dreaded condiment of death passed my lips.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. I've never heard such passionate hate for a condiment...

Maybe a life would not be a bad suggestion. :evilgrin:

[triguy46]

26. You're right. It pales in comparison to harry potter. I needed that dose of perspective.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

42. I was teasing.

And you're absolutely right. I need a life too. I'm the first person to admit it.
Duckie

[triguy46]

51. No offense taken! I thought it was a pretty tame lounge comment...

and certainly nicer than if I had posted this in GD, or in LBN, though it wouldn't qualify for LBN because we all know how much I've hated mayo since 1960.

[riona]

19. You're scaring me

Did * release and executive order that we have to eat mayo?

[Deep13]

20. Are you Black?

I watched a movie called Undercover Brother where a 1970s Black guy was a kind of funkadelic super hero. He absolutely hated mayonnaise and had a special wrist watch full of hot sauce designed to make "Caucasian food edible." I had never heard of that, but I guess it is supposed to be a stereotype.

Just wondering.

[triguy46]

21. Nope.

[Radical Activist]

72. If you're white then the man is going to take away your liscence.

I made a call. Liking mayo is mandatory.

[BOSSHOG]

22. I'm not black

but I do appreciate a wrist watch full of hot sauce. We always have a bottle of hot sauce on the table. Don't know about any decaucasionazation of food, I just like hot sauce. And Tabasco makes a killer spicy mayonnaise. Delicious.

[Elidor]

23. Hear, Hear!

Mayo is the most disgusting stuff masquerading as a condiment. It's mere presence on a sandwich renders it unfit for consumption. And scraping it off won't do. Give it to someone else. I'm not eating that nasty shit.

[triguy46]

27. Absolutely, you cannot scrape it off, it so permeates bread ...

with its nastiness.

[Wetzelbill]

24. same here! I went on a date once

ordered a sandwich, without mayonnaise, and yup you guessed it, they brought it with the mayo.

I didn't want to make an ass out of myself by complaining on a first date and bossing a nice waitress around, so I spent my time, scraping as much off as possible, and taking small bites while immediately washing it down with my drink. Ugh, it was disgusting. I'm lucky I didn't puke at the table or something.

Still, I was on my game that night. :)

[Wetzelbill]

52. wait,,, YOU actually went on a date?

There is no accounting for bad taste.

Vote Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08.

[Dr_Funkenstein]

25. I'm With You

I won't kiss my wife until she brushes if we're out and she consumes that nasty shit...

[triguy46]

28. I won't kiss your wife either until she brushes.

:woohoo:

[Initech]

29. Can I get an amen????

Mayo is disgusting, the worst condiment known to man. :puke:

[triguy46]

30. AMEN! Halleluiah!

[PeaceNikki]

41. Amen!!

[JVS]

37. Amen! I think I'm about to speak in tongues!

jaku bap oaisf aiw rob bwore wirpeb duiabuwusad sabofas

[Dragonbreathp9d]

31. MiracleWhip is damn good though

I do despise mayo

[triguy46]

33. But its just the same! The refrigerator door to my mind is closed.

:thumbsdown:

[Liberal Veteran]

66. Miracle Whip is an abomination

Hate it!

[triguy46]

67. Thank you for sharing, I know it was hard!

:toast:

[jobycom]

32. I used to hate it. Changed my mind in my 30s sometime. No idea why.

I can't remember what made me even try it again. Considering how much I detested it before, i wonder what made me even try it...

Does your distaste have anything to do with that story about the little elf and the puss?

[triguy46]

34. No, I just think its nasty and gross. But enough about me...

What's it gonna take to get you back from the dark side?

[fishwax]

36. it immediately triggers my gag reflex

I can't choke it down.

[triguy46]

38. that unmistakeable reflex right before you...

:puke:

[grace0418]

40. I feel that way about Miracle Whip. Cannot stand the stuff. Won't eat a

sandwich that has it on there. GACK.

But mayo is fine with me. I don't use it much, but like it just fine. Especially aioli! YUM!

[racaulk]

43. I could not agree more!

Disgusting stuff! The look and the smell of it is just nauseating. :puke:

[Akoto]

44. My dad has mayo on everything he can, and ...

It really makes it difficult for me to sit down and eat with him!

I tell him that the jar goes back into the fridge once he's done preparing whatever he's eating. The mere sight of the stuff makes me gag, and that's to say nothing of the smell. :(

[triguy46]

49. He'd starve at my house.

I knew I'd been away from home too long when, a few years ago, while eating at my mom's house, she asked if I wanted mayo on my sandwich. My kids immediately went apeshit, laughing at the mere thought of me eating mayo.

[ceile]

46. Food of the gods.

That, and sour cream. :evilgrin:

[triguy46]

47. Don't make me start an "I hate, despise, abhor cannot stand sour cream" thread.

I will. I'm not kidding.

[neweurope]

48. Hmm... Must be store bought Mayo.

My potato salad is a hit with everybody - unthinkable without Mayo,though. The very best store-bought German Mayo is acceptable, much better is home-made Mayo, everything else is unacceptable. What DO you have against eggs and oil? On the other hand I was forced to eat Mayonnaise in Ireland and it tasted like something you lubricate your garden tools with.


-----------------------
Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[triguy46]

50. Cannot eat potato salad. It has mayo in it.

Does not matter where its from, how much it costs. There is no giving in. I will not, I will not be moved.

[crim son]

54. While I LOVE mayo. Any kind, light, heavy, miracle whip,

helleman's, aioli and I'd eat it on french fries if I didn't know that's tantamount to a mortal sin. Send it my way, I'll eat it.

[triguy46]

57. Mayo on fries is a crime against all potatoes. We must stop the spread of mayo!

[TreasonousBastard]

69. OK, here's where I go with the OP...

mayo on fries is something only Elvis could eat.

PSSST... don't tell the OP that the BEST crabcakes in the ENTIRE world are made with just crabmeat and mayo mixed up with some herbs and ever so lightly rolled in flour, bread crumbs, and then pan fried.

Some people mix the crabmeat with eggs, oil, and lemon juice, but that's mayo, right?

[crim son]

74. RIGHTO!

And now I want both fries with mayo and a big old pile o' crabcakes. Sigh.

[triguy46]

84. I know all about crab cakes with mayo in them...

wife was reading a crab cake recipe to me last week and came to the 1/4 cup mayo at which point she stopped, and turned the page. No need to proceed.

[TreasonousBastard]

56. I am making a...

liverwurst and feta cheese sandwich with lettuce, tomato, and a HUGE glob of mayo.

Just for you, it's mayo that's been standing out for a while and is nice and ripe.

[triguy46]

58. Stop it right now! I mean it!

[TreasonousBastard]

65. Yum! That was good, now I'm...

finishing the night off with a blueberry blintz SMOTHERED in sour cream.

Nighty night.

[triguy46]

68. Stoooopppppppp! Oh the humanity!!!!!

[mzteris]

59. that's so weird -

I thought *I* was one of the few weirdos who detested MAYO.

I eat scrambled egg sandwiches with MUSTARD, thank you very much.

I don't like milk, either. And I don't really care for vanilla ice cream. I used to eat all those things. I stopped when I was about 5 or 6. I dunno why I developed such a passionate aversion.



My oldest son is okay with mayo but hates mustard and ketchup.

[SPKrazy]

61. no mayo please, miracle whip

mustard, anything but mayo

:hi:

[triguy46]

64. But miracle whip is mayo!

:cry:

[triguy46]

62. Oh no, we are the normal weirdos. I too eat mustard on fried egg sammich.

[cmf]

60. Mayo haters of the world, unite!

I hate that stuff. Don't even like being near it. Sometimes, when I'm feeling generous, I offer to make my husband a tuna salad sandwich for lunch (his favorite). I have to concentrate the whole time to keep from vomiting.

[triguy46]

63. Thank you for sharing that touching story!!!

:pals:

[flying rabbit]

70. Spicy mustard

is the one true condiment. It lays siege to relish, vanquishes ketchup and leaves mayo to rot, forgotten and alone, in the vast desert of unfulfilled taste buds.
:patriot:

[Caution]

71. Absolutely on board with this. The smell alone makes me gag.

I cannot understand how anyone can eat it.

[pink-o]

73. Oh, all my kindred spirits!!!!

..I think I last had mayo on something in 1962 as well! It is so disgusting, I could never eat tuna fish or egg or potato or macaroni salad. I also really really hate cottage cheese: WTF is wrong with Americans that they would invent such icky substances and call them food???

Five years in the UK, and I never, never never had to ask them to hold the mayo--they wouldn't even consider slathering it on a sandwich. And this from the people who we all know have the worst cusine in the world! Even they wouldn't stoop so low as to using mayonaise on bread!

Well, anyway the good news is the stuff is loaded with fat and cholestrol, so we're doing ourselves a big favour by ordering dijon mustard on our deli sandwiches instead! Now, the French, they know how to eat! Mustard with horseradish....mmmmmmm

[triguy46]

85. Be still my heart, you are among those who are like you!!!

I must agree, cottage cheese is just another form of white gooey nastiness. The use of these things to adulterate and ruin other food is just wrong. Stay vigilent!!!

[KamaAina]

75. Mayo haters of the world, unite!

Imagine my surprise when I first traveled to SF in the mid-80s (I'm an East Coaster by nature) and innocently ordered a burger -- only to find that it came with (shudder) mayo! :puke: And now that I'm living in the West again, the "burger discussion" with my server has become part of life, like the six-hour time change, $850 studios, etc.

[Thirtieschild]

76. The absolute worst

is ordering a hamburger or sandwich and forgetting to tell them no mayo. Won't, can't eat it.

[NewWaveChick1981]

77. I freaking HATE mayonnaise too.

:puke: I prefer mustard, oil & vinegar, or just about any other condiment. Mayo, Miracle Whip, whatever----keep it far away from me. :yoiks:

[triguy46]

78. I feel the warmth of kindred spirits. We are now out of the jar so to speak.

[YankeyMCC]

79. I stand with you against the evil goo named Mayonnaise! nt

[Callalily]

80. Maybe you're just

eating the wrong brand/kind of mayo?

This stuff is great >>>>>>>

[triguy46]

82. Oh not at all, I don't eat any mayo. For over 47 years.

I will not be temepted by designer, expensive, unique, mislabeled, 'aioli' or other attempts to hide the evil nastiness of mayo.

[fortyfeetunder]

81. I use it as little as possible

What really grossed me out as a kid was watching someone eat a "mayonnaise sandwich"...that is right, two slices of white bread with nothing but mayonnaise as a filler.

These days I use as little as possible. I steer away from potato salad, macaroni salad made with mayo...yuck.

I even hate creamy based dressings!!!

:puke:

[triguy46]

83. You are so close to being clean! Take the final step...

Don't even get me started on ranch dressing.