It's scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men

[Wetzelbill]

I'll take "Last Words Said Before Getting Killed," Alex.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Men are like SUVs

Bigger tanks that they don't use very efficiently.

:)

[Wetzelbill]

3. Truer words have never been spoken

well, if we actually had bigger brains. I doubt that. Even if we did, between our penis and other distractions our brains are render pretty much useless. :)

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. It's true (on average), but it doesn't mean much.

Men also have bigger arms, legs etc. on average. Whales have bigger brains that humans.

[RedCappedBandit]

32. Well, a person's intelligence

isn't so much dependent on the size of the brain, but the density, AFAIK.

[lost-in-nj]

2. ....

Fuck that


we are superiour...
think about it....
we are in control
never any doubt


:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
(we know you love it)



lost

[Wetzelbill]

4. I was mesmerized by your superior powers

so even if I was capable of understanding your point in the first place, I would have just forgotten it anyway. :)

[lost-in-nj]

8. you, I bow to

very few here but you are one of them

:hi: :hi:


lost

[Wetzelbill]

11. oh please

I am humbled to even know you. But thanks a lot. :)

[Wetzelbill]

5. wow the Lounge is just weak compared to the old days

Two years ago I would have already been trying to escape with my life. Now nary a peep, and one reply was by a guy too.

I think DU women just stopped taking me serious a long time ago. :)

[ContraBass Black]

7. That's because the action is over in GD right now.

Snakes on a Shehan!

[Wetzelbill]

13. .....

That's good.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. It's been scientifically proven that size isn't everything.

[Wetzelbill]

9. damn, I love science

:)

[krispos42]

24. Try crossing the Atlantic in a rowboat

:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. It's not the size of the rowboat that's the problem...

It's the design.
Try a sea kayak!

[krispos42]

35. Takes longer to get there even so

And your muscles hurt, you're covered in sweat, arms are numb from fatigue, blisters and calluses in unusual places...

Hell, gimme something with horsepower!!!

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

10. LOL!

[Wetzelbill]

12. I am here to entertain

:)

[Wetzelbill]

14. Yup, for shame, back in the old days my head would be on a platter

I tell you what.* Youth just aren't what they used to be. Back in Ought-Five, Feminist DUers would go through six miles of thread bashing the hell out of me. In snow. Uphill both ways. :P

I would be in tears by now.** TEARS I SAY!!!!





*Vote Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08

**much like Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, Wetzelbill has never cried. Nor will he.

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Dr. Oz on Oprah said that today

The audience booed him. Oy.

Brain size has no bearing on cognition. Einstein had a small brain. Bush's brain is so big, it runs out of his pants every day before he can make it to the bathroom.

[The Straight Story]

17. It's not the size that matters, but how you use it :) (nt)

[EFerrari]

18. Then you guys need a tune up.

:)

[Wetzelbill]

19. well in all honesty

we are pretty much wired to only use it to think about food, beer and sex, so whatever extra space we may have is absolutely useless. :)

[Deep13]

20. Since women are usually physically smaller than men...

...it is only logical that on average women have slightly smaller brains. It has no effect on intelligence. Remember that much of the brain controls muscular coordination and regulation and not thinking. Women generally also have smaller hearts, kidneys, femoral arteries etv. etc. than men too. The only times brain size matters is if there is an abnormal defect in brain development. Average brain size for a SPECIES determines the typical intelligence of that species, but normal individual variations don't mean anything.

[NewJeffCT]

27. Who are you to bring "logic" and "science" into the Lounge?

You must not come here very often.:hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Anyone who would go out with one of us has to have a small brain

[ashling]

22. I guess its a case of doing more with less

Paris Hilton, Brit., et al. not withstanding, or not withlaying

[Tyler Durden]

23. The thing is, there's not enough blood in the body to serve both heads...

...At the same time, and men can't go but a few minutes without a sexual thought.

Sort of like standing behind Einstein with a pair of cymbals, and every few seconds....well, you get my drift

Excuse me, I'm overdue for mi secchoool thhhhhhhhhhot..............

[krispos42]

25. And they have smaller bodies to run

So, it works out.

Besides, women have "The Pouch", which is a separately-located storage facility for everything you have every done wrong to them, real or imagined. The Pouch does not forget, and all wrongs are instantly available to the woman for use in an argument. The Pouch also has a special retrieval features that gives priority to wrongs that you have entirely forgotten you ever did (or may not have even done in the first place but sounds like something you would have done) and can fire those out at a rate that would make an Uzi green with envy.

I believe The Pouch function is actually what the uterus does when it's not preggers, but I'm not positive.

By putting all of the grievious errors (real or imagined) in The Pouch, the woman's brain has a lot more horsepower freed up for thinking.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

26. It is also proven that women are smaller

in general. smaller head would indicate a smaller brain (in humans)

[Deep13]

28. Also, they fit in airline seats easier than a gorilla like me. nt

[LynneSin]

29. Wait, I thought men's brains were in their penises

:crazy:

[krispos42]

33. No no no, it only appears that way through empirical observation

We just thing ABOUT our penises a lot. Or rather, what our penises want to do to that hottie in the Daisey Dukes that on the "Girls Gone Wild" commercials, the one on the stage next to the brass pole...

um...

oh my...


:wow:




<shakes head>



I'm sorry, was I saying something?

[myrna minx]

30. I'll make sure to ask that question for the Wetzelbill youtube debates

next week. :rofl:

[UrbScotty]

34. Well, Margaret Thatcher and Ann Coulter are women (nt)