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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:10 PM
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Hey, you - boy - over there - toss me the remote.
There's a good chap.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:15 PM
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1. Do you want...
the TV remote, the stereo remote, the DVD remote, the remote for the lights, the alarm clock remote, or the remote for all the other remotes?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:16 PM
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2. If I wanted you to talk, I would have asked you something.
:grr:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:18 PM
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3. ok...
Got any ice cream?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:33 PM
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5. If I wanted any shit out of you, I'd have squeezed your head.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:27 PM
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4. Light my cigar first, grabass
Then we'll play a round of tiddly-winks.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:34 PM
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6. Up your nose with a rubber hose.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:59 PM
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8. In your maid
With Thomas Kinkade.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:53 PM
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7. **Toss**.....**bang!** Ooh! Sorry!
Didn't mean to hit you quite so hard in the face with it!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:03 PM
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9. meh, git it y'self ya'palooka, can'chaz see i'm bizzy'ear!!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:06 PM
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10. Yes, sir. Here you go.
What else do you want,sir?
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:43 PM
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11. You can HAVE the remote.
It's the batteries that are going to cost you.
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