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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:24 PM
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NoelMN and SophieMN told me I should have another baby.
:rofl:

HA!!!!

Sophie is upset that she doesn't have a sister, and Noel just thinks babies are really cute.
I told Sophie that her dad and I can't have any more babies, and she wanted to know why.

How do you explain a vasectomy to a five-year-old?
I think you don't.

:rofl:
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:39 PM
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1. Tell them the stork is dead...
Or were you soliciting volunteers to pinch hit? :hide:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 11:41 PM
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2. Bahhh!
Edited on Mon Jul-23-07 11:42 PM by LaraMN
The only way I would willingly be pregnant again is if I were serving as a surrogate for a barren sibling, or something!
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:28 AM
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3. You could follow my parents' example and fib.
Tell them there are a limited number of babies allowed in the world and you've already hogged up your share. /end fib.

Luckily, you got the good ones. :)

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