i wonder what many people do when then pool cue of calamity gets rammed up the anus of life

[datasuspect]

if i may take such anal license.

[unpossibles]

1. I suppose the answer is to stay calm and don't twist too much

so to speak. You don't want the Cosmos to break something off in there.

[pagerbear]

2. Inebriation, relaxation, lubrication.

The answer to most of life's mysteries, really.

[petronius]

3. There's quite a lot of truth to that - I think I have my new family motto... (nt)

[datasuspect]

6. you are sublimely profound

thank you for the breeze of air and flash of light

[pagerbear]

7. Shucks, ma'am! Just doin' my job!

[datasuspect]

8. dude, i ONLY dress as a woman.

[pagerbear]

9. Shut up! I was trying to flatter you as a convincing tranny!

[DS1]

4. Take a deep breath. This, too, shall pass.

[peekaloo]

5. Rack their balls and start over?

:shrug:

[regularguy]

10. Think of England?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Chalk...

and lots of it!