Remember, if you see a person fall and their belongings scatter, make fun of them. Do not help them

[Deja Q]

Keep up the impression that anyone under 30 is a snotty bastard and a cow.

That is all.

[ohiosmith]

1. Wrong dude. Pick up their shit, and run like hell.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I always say in a loud voice...

"Hey! You dropped something!"

I treat myself to ice cream for being a good samaritan.

[ohiosmith]

4. :

:rofl:

[Deep13]

7. Yeah, there's probably some of those new-fangled electric gizmos in there.

Kids have the niftiest gadgets I've seen since I got my Rascal. I'll have to figure them out after my afternoon nap. The best time to hit them is really early in the morning. We're up by 5 a.m., but they are still groggy at 7:00.

[Hugin]

10. Hellfire... "they are still groggy at 7:00"

They don't move before noon... If ever.

[Deep13]

2. Eww. What's with the nasal references?

"...snotty bastard and a cow."

I think the constricted nasal passages of children are pretty much gone by the teenage years.

[bluedigger]

5. I believe

the correct etiquette when skiing is to yell "Yardsale!" and laugh hysterically!
:rofl:

[petronius]

6. Timeless advice. It's also proper to 'accidentally' kick some of their stuff

down the street as you walk by...

[Deja Q]

8. I hope everyone knows I was being sarcastic...

I love the responses, though. :rofl:

[petronius]

11. Oh. Right. Um, in that case, I was, uh, joking. Yeah, definitely joking.

:)

[Hugin]

9. If it's soft food stuffs...

Be sure to give it a good stomp or spit in it if at all possible.


:sarcasm: <-- For HT since he forgot.