What word comes to mind when you see yourself in the nude?

[ohiosmith]

Yikes!

[Burma Jones]

1. South Beach

[applegrove]

2. You look at yourself in the nude? I never do. What I don't know won't hurt me.

[MrCoffee]

3. pervert.

[Zywiec]

4. Michelangelo's David n/t

[matcom]

5. i don't look

if I see myself in the nude then i'll want myself and that would be cheating on me which would likely break my heart

so when I am nude, I wear a pillow case over my head topped with a Pith Helmet

[Shakespeare]

17. The pith helmet is an especially nice touch.

Sex-ay.

:rofl:

[matcom]

27. i personally really wouldn't know

x(

[Radio_Lady]

60. I look at myself and say, "Every day in every way, things are getting better and better."

Well, not those words exactly, but at least I give myself good grades for making it this far with this particularly body.

I just hopes it works well for the rest of my life.

By age 68, a lot of people are dead.

Oh, I'm kind of proud, because I've lost 12 pounds.

My goal is 120 lbs. by December 2007. That when I get to meet up with my first boyfriend for the first time since 1957.

[Squatch]

6. Massive

[KG]

7. stallion!

:hi:

[Orsino]

8. Guiness Book.

That's two words, but false modesty ill becomes me.

[BarenakedLady]

9. Ugh

x(

[billyskank]

10. Fire hose.

[Bullwinkle925]

11. well . . .

my mental image of myself says this:




however - if i sneak a peak - i will grimace and think 'ouch'!!



sigh

[Deja Q]

12. World's longest hot dog

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. This ain't 1990 anymore

[Dragonbreathp9d]

14. Why am I naked?

Damn you, whiskey!

[fizzgig]

15. ick

x(

[Inchworm]

16. Normal

:hi:

[Shakespeare]

18. "nice tits"

Well? :shrug:

[ohiosmith]

31. I'm so glad you're not a guy.

[Shakespeare]

33. ROFL

If I were, it would be more like "OMG, NOT TITs!!!"

[Shakespeare]

19. goddamn dupe

x(

[petronius]

23. Actually, I think a double post is appropriate for that subject line

(Although a picture would be better... :9)

[Writer]

20. Nudity.

[pagerbear]

21. Scars

Damned scars!

[redqueen]

22. not a word... a sound

*sigh*

[S n o w b a l l]

24. WTF?

Who possessed my body?

[Hugin]

25. Primate

:rofl:

[HuffleClaw]

26. "previously enjoyed" n/t

[TOhioLiberal]

28. You mean after I get over the fit of giggles?

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Oh GOD.....No!

:wtf:

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. "Fabio"

[BarenakedLady]

32. I find it quite interesting

That the majority of the male answers are quite the opposite of the females.

Hmmmmmm....

[ohiosmith]

34. cause guys are all full of shit lying bastards. cepting me of course

[matcom]

35. and me

don't forget mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!11

[ohiosmith]

38. yes. and you. sorry matcom. you and me.

[Hugin]

39. Then there's me...

<<<--- No lies here, no how.

[ohiosmith]

42. yes. and prag. prag, matcom and me. the others are all full of shit lying bastards.

[matcom]

45. i have my reservations about prag - just for the record

:rofl:

[Hugin]

51. You would...

Ah, doesn't a nice cold glass of Apple Juice sound good right about now?

[Shakespeare]

37. I noticed that, too.

And based on pics I've seen on you, your reaction should NOT be "ugh." Quite the opposite.

:hug:

I guess we're supposed to act all self-conscious and pretend that we hate our bodies (and some of us actually may), and I think that's sad.

[BarenakedLady]

40. Well, the question was nekkid

I've had 3 c-sections so Ugh is actually an understatement. But whatcha gonna do???

:shrug:

[billyskank]

41. Because I'm insecure

;)

[lost-in-nj]

56. hey you

no worries....

according to that picture..

:P :P

lost

[Inchworm]

47. you may laugh but...

When I first read the question I thought

"Barenekkiddude"

You have entered my brain, careful in there its a scary place :)

:blush:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. "Ouch."

[GOPisEvil]

43. Even after losing all that weight, you're still a fat tub o' goo.

Well, that's on my bad days. On my good days, I think I look ok. However, I look better with clothes on - trust me.

[petronius]

44. Marshmallows, and melanoma...

I'm like a mole-covered Michelin Man (you're welcome for the visual!)

[smitty]

46. At my age, I shower in the dark.

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. 'Holocaust'

[terrya]

49. "puke"

And here's the accompanying image:

:puke:

[Kerrytravelers]

50. I really need to do the laundry.

[Maddy McCall]

58. LOL.

SAme here.

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

52. Blech.

[Lyric]

53. Goddess

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

54. d00d!

:D

[The Straight Story]

55. Homer Simpson (nt)

[begin_within]

57. sexgod

[Rhythm]

59. maniacal laughter!

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

61. Improvement.

In many areas, in many ways.

My biceps, triceps, traps and delts are okay. If I could have a "see yourself in the nude from the elbows up to your chin" I'd be good.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

62. The Michelin Man.

Moby Dick.

The Pillsbury Doughboy.

But I try to avoid looking at all.

[originalpckelly]

63. Diet time

Neeener neeener neeener! I used two words! HAHA! :rofl:

[Seashell Eyes]

64. Very nice.

:)

[w8liftinglady]

65. I want to f#ck myself...and anyone else within arms reach

[WritingIsMyReligion]

66. "Wow."

Then I look away. I'm not big on nudity. People to me look uglier when totally exposed. :D

[gmoney]

67. "that's why I'm BEHIND the camera..."

Maybe I make other people look good because I don't. :)

[elshiva]

68. Venus of Willefendorf

[leftofthedial]

69. Buddha