Does Your Praise Band Need Help?

[SPKrazy]

:wtf:

I keep getting shit in my bulk (aka junk) mail from "Christian Media Updates"

does my praise band need help?


someone want to field this one, i don't even know what a "praise band" is i mean maybe it is the obvious

:shrug:

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. A praise band...

is a...well...it's a sexual thing. That's all I can say. No sex threads. :rofl: :popcorn:

[SPKrazy]

3. I was pretty sure it was a sex thing

and we all know that sex threads are not allowed on DU

so that begs the question, why did I post about a praise band if it is sexual?

:shrug:

I guess it seemed like nekkid twister just wasn't juicy enough :evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Oh the places I could go with this...

"like nekkid twister just wasn't juicy enough"

The possibilities philboy, the possibilities...O8) :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

7. indulge yourself

:spray: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I would...

but no sex threads. O8)

I am polishing my halo...

[SPKrazy]

11. uh sure

:o O8) O8) O8) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. please...

don't diminish my piety O8)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

16. it is hard to diminish nothingness

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Don't kick a man...

when his "praise band" is too tight and he can't find the bolt cutters. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

21. I keep my praise band a few notches

loose so it doesn't have to be cut, i hate bolt cutters around my praise band :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

If my praise band is ...

too loose, it does not do the job that my spiritual leader intended it to do. A tight praise band is a pious praise band. O8)

[SPKrazy]

27. piety isn't helpful in a pinch

i mean it actually is pretty bad in a pinch :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. That is incorrect...

in fact, most people are pious in a pinch. Why do you think they scream...OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, SOMEONE GET THIS GODDAMN THING OFF ME!!! O8)

[SPKrazy]

32. oh, hmm, well philboy

pious pincher that you are... just hope the praise band doesn't pinch if it is too tight and then we will take you to the ER to have it removed :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. The ER won't help...

this thing needs to be cut off with a propane torch. :-)

[SPKrazy]

34. wow, that will be quite a deal

but i can get a propane torch in the er if you need one. :D

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. but the problem is...

when you get the torch too close to the object of praise, rather than the praise band itself. This then creates a whole new set of problems. That's why praise bands are so dangerous!

[SPKrazy]

38. all you pious types think you can handle your praise bands but philboy...

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PRAISE BAND! :P

[lost-in-nj]

30. phillboy and piety

HUH????

not gonna happen...




:spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



lost

:hug:
only kidding......

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. kinda like fish and ice cream...

:rofl: :rofl: :hug:

[SPKrazy]

36. jack mackerel neopolitan

:9





:puke:

[SPKrazy]

35. yeah! no kidding

his idea of piety is an all too tight praise band :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

19. Where do you wrap it around????

or on what??
:shrug: :shrug:

lost

[SPKrazy]

23. a praise band goes around

what you praise :P

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Faith +1....

[SPKrazy]

4. ,,

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

5. I thought you might enjoy that, Edward...

:D

[SPKrazy]

8. bibi

i miss yer e coli hurts sig line :(

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Oh you....I will take it under consideration

to bring it back...Only for you. Series.

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

12. yay!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hug:

[Initech]

18. Damn, beat me to it!

[TOhioLiberal]

13. Praise band? sounds clean enough...

...must be dirty! :rofl: :hi: SPK.

[SPKrazy]

15. it is im sure

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maraya1969]

17. Well are you only a banging gong or a clanging symbol?

[SPKrazy]

25. not either one really, although

it might rhyme with gong? :shrug:

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

22. well there is a band

kinda like a rubber band, but not really
then Phillboy won't tell us what to do with it....


oh wait Does your band SING???????


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[SPKrazy]

24. It sings when it...

well when it is wrapped up too tightly ;)

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

26. sings?

and then throws up? :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

28. well, yeah

it does as a matter of fact, :rofl: although part of the praise is in that :silly: