Help me get to 5,000 posts!!! Please???

[Danger Mouse]

I'm about fifty posts way from 5,000! Help me get there! I'll reward you! I'll be grateful! You won't be sorry! (One of the three previous statements was not a lie.)

[Poiuyt]

1. I'll take the reward

[Danger Mouse]

10. I see, so you'd only be doing it for selfish reasons.

Shame on you!

[Poiuyt]

22. I was going to distribute the reward among the poor children of Lichtenstein

[Danger Mouse]

41. A likely story!

We were going to split the reward to buy an ice cream factory, don't you remember?

[TOhioLiberal]

2. I'm betting on...

'I'll be grateful' :hi: Elrond. How are you tonight?

[Danger Mouse]

4. Tired. Way tired.

:P

[TOhioLiberal]

20. I blew past 7000 last night...

...didn't even notice. :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

3. Let me guess...

the one about the reward?

What'll I get, huh huh?

:bounce::bounce:

[Danger Mouse]

5. Gratitude =P

I'm now 26 posts away...

[reyd reid reed]

6. Awwwwww....

What did you have for dinner?

[Danger Mouse]

7. Let's see...I had dinner with my minister.

I had penne a la vodka...a personal favorite of mine.
do they serve it at olive garden?

[reyd reid reed]

8. Only if you're breastfeeding

a cornflake-coated chicken.

They're picky at Olive Garden, y'know.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

9. Will they object if I bring my pitbull?

:P

[reyd reid reed]

16. Of course not...

I mean...you have to bring something for the screaming, out-of-control children to chase.

:P

[The Straight Story]

11. okay, I'll play drill sergeant - GET YOUR WEAK ASS FINGERS ON THAT KEYBOARD NOW SON

AND TYPE LIKE YOU WERE GONNA GET STOMPED BY THE PEOPLE IN GD, I WANT TO SEE WORDS, I WANT POSTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

[Danger Mouse]

13. You frigthen me! Don't invoke the GD boogeymen...

I want to be able to sleep tonight. :scared:

[The Straight Story]

15. I cut my teeth in GD, and now I don't have any upper teeth left

saved the bottom ones by coming here.

[KitchenWitch]

12. No reward is necessary!

[Danger Mouse]

14. Yay!

:hug:

[crim son]

17. I'll help you if you'll help me. I'm nine posts from 15,000

and about to announce the fact. :)

[Danger Mouse]

34. Did i miss out?

:)

[crim son]

59. You did, but it wasn't particularly exciting.

I'll catch you next time, at 20K. :D

[fizzgig]

18. and if i say no?

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. You know what you need to do....

now get busy!!

[deepthought42]

21. I'm guessing the one about you being grateful was true...

LOL I should know better than to trust a LOOOOOSER!!!!!!!



:hide:

[Danger Mouse]

23. oops. i are super tired.

i shall finish this tomorrow when i are awake.
thanks for helpin, everybody.

[crim son]

24. Jeepers, only eighteen posts to go!

and you fall asleep? Your priorities, man... you need to take a look at 'em. :P

[S n o w b a l l]

25. Let me call up the Nickleback fan club....we can help!!

Oh...wait....never mind.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

39. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[I Have A Dream]

26. When's the next Lounge Losers thread? Hasn't it been a while?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

32. It's been a long time.

There shall be one soon. Very very soon.
:hi:

[some guy]

27. you need 18 more posts

so here's a question you can answer, and get 1 post closer to 5K:

Have you seen my car keys?

[Danger Mouse]

33. Absolutely not.

:hide:

[lost-in-nj]

28. HI

how are you??

lame I know but you have to answer me!!!!



lost

[Danger Mouse]

35. A little sunburned towards the top of my head...right by my hair...gah...

next time i'm wearing a hat. :argh:

[wildhorses]

29. hey elrond!! thanks for your kind words the other night

see my thread for details...

[Danger Mouse]

36. anything for you, even if you only love me because i can put you in touch with old gregg.

:hug:

[sarge43]

30. Anything to help a fellow Lounge Loser.

How's Harvey doing?

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Why should I?

Give me one good reason! :P

[Danger Mouse]

37. Because you love me.

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Nah.. try again.

:rofl: :evilgrin:


Oh fine.. I might like you.. a little bit.... damn it! :loveya:

[Danger Mouse]

40. Hush. You'd be lost without me...

making sleazy passes at you all the time.
:P

[fizzgig]

44. oh get a room you two!

just go off and snog and get it over with

:P

[Danger Mouse]

47. hey baby. nice shoes. wanna fuck?

if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
i lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

[fizzgig]

49. you owe me ten bucks

i just lost my dinner

:puke:

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

54. hey, you gonna eat that?

:hide:

[fizzgig]

55. don't talk to me

:P

[Danger Mouse]

57. but...but...

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Actually, I would

Although, if you wasn't for you I wouldn't need glasses.. strained my eyes from the constant rolling. :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

48. i'm surprised your eyes haven't rolled halfway down the block by now.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Super-glue

It works wonders. :P

[Danger Mouse]

53. the resulting mental image will haunt my nightmares for days.

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Excellent

[YDogg]

42. Almost there!!

5 more to go ...

[Danger Mouse]

43. I wish I posted more consistently

:P

[YDogg]

46. 4997

[YDogg]

50. Only 1,442 more posts, and I'll reach 5k!

:-)

[Danger Mouse]

52. keep hope alive

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

58. Congrats!

:toast:

[ThomCat]

60. Yay! Congratulations!

By the time I got here, you've already succeeded! :toast: