79 posts from 6400, Help me Get there Puuuuuuuuleeeeeeeeze

[taterguy]

[elshiva]

1. What is your favorite color and why?

[taterguy]

3. Purple, no particular reason. Sometimes black though

[elshiva]

5. When did you first meet the Purple People Eater?

[taterguy]

6. I was at sea on this boat

I was the only one to survive. I'd rather not talk about it

[elshiva]

11. Who was at the Dupont Pavillion? Why was the bench warm?

[taterguy]

14. At this point, we don't know

[elshiva]

17. Why do rabbits always appear when Bush is around?

[jeff30997]

2. What is your hair color and why ?

[taterguy]

4. Brown, genetics

[jeff30997]

7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

:shrug:

[taterguy]

8. Who the fuck cares?

People are dying and you want to know how much wood a woodchuck chucks

:)

[jeff30997]

9. Yes, that's an existential question !

[taterguy]

10. So you're feeling existential

Take it up with Mojo Nixon.

[crim son]

12. No way.

You're just mean. :mad:

[taterguy]

13. It's an homage to you, no meanness implied

[crim son]

15. I don't believe you

and neither am I actually pissed off. :D

[some guy]

16. 65 posts to go

I hope you don't expect me to talk to you all night. I'll give you a little help though.

What's your cigarette to bike miles ratio? I'm just curious. Most bicycle riders tend to not also be smokers.

[taterguy]

18. I'm afraid to calculate the cigarette to bike miles ratio

My bike mileage varies on how much time I have to ride. I try to get in at least 50 miles a week and know that I should do 100.

I smoke a lot.

If you mean, how many cigarettes per mile I ride, I smoke whenever I take a break, which about every 12 miles.

[some guy]

20. 64 posts nopw

you better get busy!

50 miles per week. Hmmm, for me that would work out to about 5 cigarettes/mile. No wonder I don't bicycle. :scared: I would get more tar than my bicycle tires. :rofl:

[taterguy]

24. Cycling is way-cool

You get to see great sights like this

[some guy]

25. Cycling is way-hot

Every time I take my bicycle out for a ride, I end up riding uphill and getting sweaty. Then I turn around, and it's uphill all the way home too!

*pant pant*

:D

60 away now.

[taterguy]

26. The more you do it, the less you sweat

Depending on the temperature of course, I don't really sweat until mile 15 or so and it's always manageable.

[some guy]

33. Sez you

I have to stop every mile, and smoke my 5 cigarettes, so by the time I get to mile 3 it becomes unmanageable, as the sweat pools under the tires, and then I slip and slide try to get started going again.

:P

[Adsos Letter]

28. ...yeah...

...some guy was talkin' about that at work the other day...



:D

[some guy]

30. nuh uh

I know I don't work with you, so I know I wasn't talking about that at work the other day.

:D

[Adsos Letter]

35. ...no, no, not you...

...some guy at work...

:D

[some guy]

41. oh, that's kind of a long name

must be a blue blood type to have 4 names in his name.

:D

[Adsos Letter]

42. Nah...well, maybe...I dunno...

...I think he's just some guy...

:D

[some guy]

44. That could be

guy is a fairly common last name. No reason to think I'm really the only guy in the world with a first name of some.

:D

But it makes me feel special to think that. Kinda like my brother, whose thread this is. He goes by just the mooshed together name, so he can feel like a diva.

[Adsos Letter]

19. Answer me!!!

...dammit...

:D

[taterguy]

21. Why should I?

[Adsos Letter]

22. um...to help you acheive your goal...?

I dunno...I can't actually think of a reason now that you ask...

[taterguy]

23. Thanks for trying to help

[Adsos Letter]

27. ...no problem...

...I'll be here all week...

[Decruiter]

29. Be there for me when I'm at 6,400...

[taterguy]

31. I'll do my best

[Decruiter]

43. Preesh

[S n o w b a l l]

32. ok!

:hi:

[taterguy]

34. Howdy

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

36. greetings and salutations.

[taterguy]

37. Aloha

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

38. live long & prosper.

[taterguy]

39. Live fast die young

Different strokes for different folks

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

40. peace & long life, I say