Obviously they don't have ROOM INSPECTIONS in the Army anymore!

[jmowreader]

Check this shit out: One of Our Heroes (well, according to Dipshit Dubya he is) came into the store acting all scared and shit, wanting to buy some lights.

Well...it wasn't exactly LIGHTS he was in the market for. He was carrying a shopping list written on an article copied out of a Hydroponics Magazine. He wanted twenty-four 400-watt high-pressure sodium light fixtures for indoor use, thirty 400-watt HPS bulbs and 26 HPS ballasts. He also wanted some 10/2 wire to connect them together, conduit to make a scaffold to hold them up and a big switch to control them.

I figure there are less-elaborate, less-costly and less-like-a-federal-offense ways to get out of going back to Iraq for the eighth time, than setting up a fucking Marijuana Plantation in your BARRACKS ROOM!!!