"Masturbating alone" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread to include "masturbating alone".

[ohiosmith]

Is there an overweight person masturbating alone in Canada?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. "I am so masturbating alone"

I win.

[DS1]

3. As opposed to the usual?

matcom watching

[Midlodemocrat]

8. *smooch*

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Mostly Naked Senior Citizen Seen Sprinting Down Highway Masturbating Alone.

God damn dog.

[ohiosmith]

37. :

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. I hate maturbating alone.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[plcdude]

7. I agree

but what are you going to do?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

5. The woman masturbating alone at the bar is most likely.....?

Edit: original was a dupe, sorry.

[Inchworm]

6. must ... not .. . .masturbate alone .....

:evilgrin:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

9. For those who eat veggie - did you also masturbate alone?

[plcdude]

10. IBMA

In Before Masturbating Alone.

[pagerbear]

11. "Why does Wisconsin hate masturbating alone?"

[MrCoffee]

12. Rachel Zoe: The gal behind all those super skinny celebs masturbating alone

[pagerbear]

13. "Nude woman masturbating alone at German gas station, leaves in Ferrari"

[bicentennial_baby]

14. Cat Owners: What do you do when people masturbating alone come over?

[MrCoffee]

15. Are you nostalgic about masturbating alone?

[Midlodemocrat]

16. *I fooled you DUmmies for six years! I'm masturbating alone*

[kay1864]

31. ...

:thumbsup:

[racaulk]

46. Whoa!

Did someone out themselves as a FReeper like that? Could you post the link to the original thread?

Thanks! :hi:

[MrCoffee]

17. Bravo Reality Fans: I'm looking forward to masturbating alone!

[Tektonik]

18. OMG MASTURBATING ALONE!

[Tektonik]

19. delete

didnt read Midlo's post; if the second half was in all caps id have recognizd it :P

[MrCoffee]

20. Who else here loves masturbating alone?

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Any plans for masturbating alone in NYC...I always get invited, but I always miss out... n/t

[BlooInBloo]

22. Lindsey: "I am masturbating alone, innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine."

[MrCoffee]

23. (WOMEN ONLY) The guy sitting all by himself at the bar is most likely masturbating alone

[Tektonik]

24. Are Oasis really masturbating alone?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. My New Masturbating Alone Show

:blush:

[plcdude]

26. Okay who here loves

masturbating alone?

[plcdude]

27. Bravo Reality Fans: I'm looking forward to

masturbating alone

[AllegroRondo]

28. Okay. Masturbating alone is highly annoying.

[AllegroRondo]

29. Chipmunks -- what makes them masturbate alone?

[AllegroRondo]

30. Top Chef fans - who do you think will have to masturbate alone tonight

[AllegroRondo]

32. Name a song (or album or band) that prominently features masturbating alone.

[AllegroRondo]

33. I'm masturbating alone. Are you? Lonely night owls, check in here.

[KamaAina]

34. So I may be moving to Northampton MASS-turbating alone

:eyes:

[Maine-ah]

35. bwahhaaahaaa

This Is Our Society: I'm pulling into a parking space, masturbating alone....


:rofl:

[Maine-ah]

36. I pulled my back sometime during the night masturbating alone.

[Deja Q]

41. .

:rofl:

[Throwing Stones]

38. must ... not .... masturbate ... alone

[plcdude]

39. Are you nostalgic about your

masturbating alone?

[MrCoffee]

40. Do you know: a lot about masturbating alone?

[ohiosmith]

43. :

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

42. Masturbating alone role-playing game. LOL!

[TheProphetess]

44. Am I a bad masturbating alone liberal?

:shrug:

[YDogg]

45. "And there's a good reason they are called masturbating alone in Iraq:

"They are masturbating alone ... in ... Iraq."

[SPKrazy]

47. Who did you want to host The Price Is Masturbating Alone?

[MrCoffee]

48. Why should I care about masturbating alone anymore?

[SPKrazy]

49. MSNBC: J.K. Rowling masturbating alone compared to J.R.R. Tolkien (?)

[MrCoffee]

50. Your favorite author from your masturbating alone days?

[ohiosmith]

53. brilliant

[MrCoffee]

56. yours is either Judy Blume or the "Sweet Valley High" author...

i'm voting for SVH.

[ohiosmith]

58. Dude, 20 years after my junior High days.

Thanks for the compliment.

[MrCoffee]

59. anytime, bro.

[racaulk]

51. Mostly Naked Senior Citizen Seen Masturbating Alone.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

52. Your favorite author from your Junior High (masturbating alone) days

[SPKrazy]

54. Masturbating alone Or Dogs??

[SPKrazy]

55. Next Friday (the 3rd) I will be a year masturbating alone: What should i Do?

[SPKrazy]

57. punishment should fit the crime, what should Michael Vick's sentence be if masturbating alone ?

[trof]

60. Onan is a lonely number.

[rug]

61. I talk so little on my cellphone, I have only 19 life time total hours masturbating alone.