HAIR ADVICE

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

Hey guys, here I am, vain as ever. After a year, I am again looking for more advice on what the hell I should do with my hair. So far, I get some 'it's cute!'s and some 'Oh my god's. My boss says I need to keep it well groomed, but he usually doesn't care if I just put it in a ponytail and leave it be, or wear a hat.

So, should I cut it? If so, how short and what style? Which will score me more ladies :P to go with my loud and quirky behavior (Ah damn it to hell, I'm fucked, lol)

EDIT to add pics. Here's a time progression over the last year:





And the most recent:

[Blue-Jay]

1. Shave it bald.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

3. My friend suggested a skullet.

[KitchenWitch]

2. A length between photo 3 and 4

:hi:

[BlackVelvet04]

4. I like photo number 2......

BTW, you have beautiful eyes.

[S n o w b a l l]

5. Definitely photo #2...

you look very hot. 3 & 4 are way too long, imo. You'd look good shaved too. :)

[supernova]

6. Oh yeah, #2

That's hot stuff!

It's short enough but not too short that it looks too big business or military.

[grasswire]

7. are those National Geographics behind you in #1?

or vinyl?

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

15. Completely ignore the gorgous face in front of you

:P go STRAIGHT to the magazines ;) . Yes they're National Geographics, my dad and mom have been getting them since the 70's .

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. He asks me why

I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

16. lol,

[NuttyFluffers]

9. #2, but use a heavy conditioner, or maybe even a relaxer.

it has the potential to look quite close to Cillian Murphy, which is close to inhumanly beautiful.


also, i would ask a friend to help with some minor touch ups on your eyebrows. very minor. a stray here and there. yes it'll hurt, but if done right it will be amazing. a lot of men could use basic hair grooming, but ignore it because of fear of being magically transformed into some effeminate beauty. but basic hair grooming has an amazing effect on the total. thankfully you are blessed in that we're looking at miniscule count of stray hairs at most.

get a trusted friend, one that knows about the pencil test, and can use a tweezer with restraint. threading is great, but be careful, few people are adequately trained.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. That picture scares me.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

14. Yea, lol.

A friend always says it reminds me of when he got his lunchbox stolen. . . Wow, that makes way less sense if you weren't there. . .

[pagerbear]

10. I'm a low-maintenance kind of guy, so I'd choose no. 1 for myself.

I think nos. 1 and 2 are most attractive. (I notice your expression is the most pleasant in no. 1.)

To my middle-aged GWM eyes (remember I went through 80s hair bands), that last ones just look unkempt, although I"m sure if you tie your hair back it looks much neater.

[BarenakedLady]

12. OMG the curls!

*sigh*

:loveya:

Oh my, I suddenly feel like a dirty old woman.

:blush:

I like #2 the best.

[MissMillie]

13. yeah... I love the curls too

adorable.

[reyd reid reed]

17. #2...definitely.

Either that or the last one. You've got gorgeous hair...show it off.

[last_texas_dem]

18. I'm rebelling and voting for the fifth picture

Long hair looks cool on you. It's only worth cutting if you're sick of dealing with it or if you don't personally like how it looks on you. Since at your job it sounds like it doesn't matter if you have long hair, and can pull it back or wear a cap to hold it back, that makes it easier.

As for what'll get you the ladies, hair-wise, I can't help you there. I've had mine everywhere from two inches past my shoulders to shaved bald, and no style improved upon my innate lack of ability with women!