ThomCat
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:21 PM
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My new roommate and her boyfriend are having sex |
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and I'm trying not to hear it. They're trying to be quiet.
Good for them. They sound like they're enjoying themselves.
It's odd having a roommate again. This will take some getting used to. :P
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:22 PM
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1. Record the sound, then play it back in your bedroom this weekend. |
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:24 PM
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3. I would never do anything to embarass them. |
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They're much younger than me and shy about being in my apartment. I'm trying to make them comfortable now that she lives here. :P
That is a very funny idea though. I definitely would have done that a few years ago with my last roommate. :7
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:23 PM
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2. Apparently, you're an Associated Press reporter |
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and not an ESPN play-by-play announcer.
:P
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:25 PM
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4. The play-by-play would be interesting to provide |
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but I'm trying NOT to pay attention to them. :P
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:27 PM
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5. Then you can do play-by-play for the Astros |
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:28 PM
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6. One of my co-workers will get a huge kick out of that. |
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He HATES the Astros with a screaming purple passion. :rofl:
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Wed Jul-25-07 11:48 PM
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7. I've been listening to 'em the last three days |
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With XM radio, you get the home club's broadcast, and the Dodgers just finished a three-game series in Houston. They've got Milo Hamilton, who's been around forever and called many of Aaron's homers (including 715) when he broadcast Atlanta games, but he and his colleagues do more bullshitting than describing. I've never listened to ball games and known less about what was happening.
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Thu Jul-26-07 12:17 AM
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12. O.K. I read the OP and then for some reason, the next thing I read was this post of yours |
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Oeditpus. Try that and then realize I just had a most surreal moment of cognitive dissonance, or something.
Something like Meat Loaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Light."
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Thu Jul-26-07 12:30 AM
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Thu Jul-26-07 12:02 AM
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9. That would have made an interesting commentary |
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In the Celebrity Screw-Off scene between John and Yoko in "Imagine".
Yeah I know i'm sick.
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Thu Jul-26-07 12:00 AM
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8. At least they're trying to be quiet. |
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More than once I've had to question whther my roommate and his girlfriend were banging or watching a porno really loud.
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Thu Jul-26-07 12:06 AM
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Thu Jul-26-07 12:13 AM
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Maybe they're arm-wrestling.
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Thu Jul-26-07 02:53 AM
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14. Jeeeezzzz, do I have to be the first one to ask? |
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Why didn't you knock on the door and suggest a threesome? :hi: :rofl: :hide:
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Thu Jul-26-07 03:04 AM
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15. now would be a perfect time to practice a Topo Gigio routine! |
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Thu Jul-26-07 03:09 AM
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16. This thread is useless without pics!!!! |
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And...
What you need to do, right now, is print out an upper-torso picture of Homer Simpson, Smilin' Bob, and Bill Clinton.
Tape them upright to the top of the back of a dining room chair, and give them little signs like "9.5", "6.9", etc.
Leave this outside of your roomie's door.
:evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-26-07 04:45 AM
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17. At least tell us if she's a screamer or a moaner |
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Thu Jul-26-07 06:40 AM
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19. They're both moaners. |
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Thu Jul-26-07 04:58 AM
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18. Let us know if she gets preggers or if either of them get a STD! |
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Edited on Thu Jul-26-07 04:59 AM by HypnoToad
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Thu Jul-26-07 07:36 AM
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20. People are still having sex. |
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And nothing seems to stop them.
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Thu Jul-26-07 07:40 AM
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21. Is she hot and will you have pics/video? |
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These are the important questions.
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Thu Jul-26-07 08:12 PM
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So is her boyfriend.
I like them far too much to post any pics or videos of them. But if I find out they're into that kind of thing and already have any online I'll be sure to share them. I'm sure people would be very pleased. :)
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Thu Jul-26-07 08:20 AM
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22. Are you sure? Maybe they're having seizures! You should run in and check on their safety!!!! |
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Thu Jul-26-07 08:26 AM
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23. A bucket of water should break that up without any difficulty. |
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Thu Jul-26-07 09:08 AM
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Thu Jul-26-07 09:01 AM
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24. buy her a small stereo or something to use to block the noise |
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Thu Jul-26-07 09:19 AM
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26. 4 years of sex in college taught me to not be a loud screamer |
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those dorm walls were paper thin and you never knew what perv was taping next door
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Thu Jul-26-07 09:25 AM
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27. Well, at least someone's getting it. |
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Thu Jul-26-07 08:17 PM
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29. My now former roommate (thank GOD he's a FORMER) |
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was having an affair with a married woman in another state, so I didn't have to worry about him having sex in the apartment. Oh, he didn't have to worry about that with me either since I am single.
That must be weird knowing your roomie is getting it on...ewww.
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Thu Jul-26-07 08:45 PM
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30. It doesn't bother me. I think everyone who wants to have sex |
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should. :)
I just feel like I'm invading her privacy by being able to hear it. I don't think she'd be happy to know that I can hear what they're doing. I feel like I'm accidentally invading her personal space.
I'm sure the weirdness factor will pass and I'll stop even noticing. :P
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Thu Jul-26-07 08:48 PM
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31. Locking - No Sex Threads |
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