My new roommate and her boyfriend are having sex

[ThomCat]

and I'm trying not to hear it. They're trying to be quiet.

Good for them. They sound like they're enjoying themselves.

It's odd having a roommate again. This will take some getting used to. :P

[begin_within]

1. Record the sound, then play it back in your bedroom this weekend.

[ThomCat]

3. I would never do anything to embarass them.

They're much younger than me and shy about being in my apartment. I'm trying to make them comfortable now that she lives here. :P

That is a very funny idea though. I definitely would have done that a few years ago with my last roommate. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Apparently, you're an Associated Press reporter

and not an ESPN play-by-play announcer.

:P

[ThomCat]

4. The play-by-play would be interesting to provide

but I'm trying NOT to pay attention to them. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Then you can do play-by-play for the Astros

:D

[ThomCat]

6. One of my co-workers will get a huge kick out of that.

He HATES the Astros with a screaming purple passion. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I've been listening to 'em the last three days

With XM radio, you get the home club's broadcast, and the Dodgers just finished a three-game series in Houston. They've got Milo Hamilton, who's been around forever and called many of Aaron's homers (including 715) when he broadcast Atlanta games, but he and his colleagues do more bullshitting than describing. I've never listened to ball games and known less about what was happening.

[Hissyspit]

12. O.K. I read the OP and then for some reason, the next thing I read was this post of yours

Oeditpus. Try that and then realize I just had a most surreal moment of cognitive dissonance, or something.

Something like Meat Loaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Light."

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. ...

:rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. That would have made an interesting commentary

In the Celebrity Screw-Off scene between John and Yoko in "Imagine".

Yeah I know i'm sick.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. At least they're trying to be quiet.

More than once I've had to question whther my roommate and his girlfriend were banging or watching a porno really loud.

[MnFats]

10. with each other?

sorry.

[Orrex]

11. Are you sure?

Maybe they're arm-wrestling.

[qdemn7]

14. Jeeeezzzz, do I have to be the first one to ask?

Why didn't you knock on the door and suggest a threesome? :hi: :rofl: :hide:

[NuttyFluffers]

15. now would be a perfect time to practice a Topo Gigio routine!

[krispos42]

16. This thread is useless without pics!!!!

And...



What you need to do, right now, is print out an upper-torso picture of Homer Simpson, Smilin' Bob, and Bill Clinton.

Tape them upright to the top of the back of a dining room chair, and give them little signs like "9.5", "6.9", etc.

Leave this outside of your roomie's door.

:evilgrin:

[Lasher]

17. At least tell us if she's a screamer or a moaner

:hide:

[ThomCat]

19. They're both moaners.

:blush:

[Deja Q]

18. Let us know if she gets preggers or if either of them get a STD!

:spray:

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. People are still having sex.

And nothing seems to stop them.

[flvegan]

21. Is she hot and will you have pics/video?

These are the important questions.

[ThomCat]

28. She is very hot.

So is her boyfriend.

I like them far too much to post any pics or videos of them. But if I find out they're into that kind of thing and already have any online I'll be sure to share them. I'm sure people would be very pleased. :)

[triguy46]

22. Are you sure? Maybe they're having seizures! You should run in and check on their safety!!!!

[triguy46]

23. A bucket of water should break that up without any difficulty.

[MissMillie]

25. perfect!

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[unpossibles]

24. buy her a small stereo or something to use to block the noise

:)

[LynneSin]

26. 4 years of sex in college taught me to not be a loud screamer

those dorm walls were paper thin and you never knew what perv was taping next door

[Wapsie B]

27. Well, at least someone's getting it.

:P

[ikojo]

29. My now former roommate (thank GOD he's a FORMER)

was having an affair with a married woman in another state, so I didn't have to worry about him having sex in the apartment. Oh, he didn't have to worry about that with me either since I am single.

That must be weird knowing your roomie is getting it on...ewww.

[ThomCat]

30. It doesn't bother me. I think everyone who wants to have sex

should. :)

I just feel like I'm invading her privacy by being able to hear it. I don't think she'd be happy to know that I can hear what they're doing. I feel like I'm accidentally invading her personal space.

I'm sure the weirdness factor will pass and I'll stop even noticing. :P

[Debi]

31. Locking - No Sex Threads

:P