Breaking- Conejo Valley Airport Evacuated.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Director of Homeland Security Culpepper has just anounced that an airplane has been commandeered by unknown persons, and has diverged off it's scheduled flight path to Santa Rosita. The plane has been spotted flying erratically, and authorities have raised the terror threat level to red. Conejo Valley Airport has been evacuated. "It's mad," says one frightened evacuee, "mad, mad, mad." Rescue workers have been dispatched to the scene, including three highly trained counter terrorism experts.

[Richardo]

1. "Make you an old fashioned? What if something goes wrong?"

"Now what could possibly go wrong with an old-fashioned?" :rofl:

That is one of my favorite scenes in one of my all-time favorite movies.

[Parche]

2. Bornaginairlines

[triguy46]

3. All flights were diverted to Cojones Regional.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 'In another couple of minutes, men, we'll have you in position'

:patriot: Col. Hall

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. They hate us for our outlet malls.

[Hugin]

6. Alright...

Who cut the cheese?

(I couldn't resist.)