50 craziest celebrity baby names

[CatWoman]

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece

[rocktivity]

1. Look on the bright side

If any of them wind up in rehab, we won't have to wonder why.

:eyes:
rocknation

[AllegroRondo]

2. Whats wrong with Satchel?

I see it as a tribute to the legendary pitcher Satchel Paige.

[Left Is Write]

4. I don't see anything wrong with Gaia or Talullah either.

[Deep13]

22. It's a bag?

:shrug:

[SoxFan]

28. I agree

This is Spike Lee, and I can see him naming his kid after the Negro League legend.

[kath]

52. Friends of ours named their son Satchel, and for exactly that reason.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

58. That came from "Satchelmouth", a nickname of Paige's.

Also Woody Allen and Mia Farrow named their kid Satchel.

[KitchenWitch]

60. My 16 year old son had a baseball teammate named Satchel one season.

[Phentex]

3. I have a cousin named Seven...

I like Willow, Zola and Poppy on that list.

[AllegroRondo]

6. like the Seinfeld episode?

where George wanted to name his first child Seven, after Mickey Mantle?

[Phentex]

7. She was born long before Seinfeld came along

I have no idea where the name came from but I get a card every year from Seven and her husband Dennis. And her married name makes it sound even more odd. :)

[KamaAina]

17. Don't tell me she married Dennis Up?!

:rofl:

[Phentex]

48. No!

:rofl:

Something rather bland instead.

[terrya]

5. I sort of like Gaia.

On the other hand, Bluebell Madonna is just plain stupid.

[CatWoman]

9. i like that too

as well as some other names on that list.

however, when I came to "Jermajesty" and did a little search, I was beyond disgusted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jermaine_Jackson#Alejandra_Genevieve_Oaziaza

[terrya]

12. Beyond disgusted is right.

Ugh. :-(

[Deja Q]

14. .

:spray:

[CatWoman]

25. did you know he has converted to Islam?

[LibDemAlways]

8. Ordinary people come up with some doozies too.

My daughter knows a kid, Xcaret, named after an amusement park in Mexico. Imagine how much that girl looks forward to the first day of school. Seriously, though, naming a child shouldn't be taken lightly. Something out of the ordinary or plain strange can do lasting damage. I have an unusual, ethnic-sounding first name which, coupled with my introverted nature, has been - for me - a real hindrance.

[CatWoman]

10. i always tease Ulysses

before he adopted Chris, I kept telling him to name the baby, "Kunte" :)

[CottonBear]

11. Audio Science.

:eyes:

I suppose he (or she?) could go by Si (pronounced sigh.)

[eyesroll]

13. Shiloh is fine, except it's paired with Pitt...

I knew a Barrett Frain.
His nickname, of course, was Ferret Brain.
Shiloh Pitt would have the same kind of problem.

A lot of those are decent, actually.

My SO's child's given name is long, Welsh and unpronounceable, so I can't really talk too much trash about what others name their children. (He and I both agree that should we have a child together, s/he'll have a shorter, more common name.)

[huskerlaw]

29. Shiloh Pitt

:rofl:

I never thought of that!

[Left Is Write]

37. Except her name isn't Shiloh Pitt.

It's Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

:)

[eyesroll]

40. Yeah, but do you think that matters on the playground?

Then it'll just become Pile-o jolie-shit. :D

[Tektonik]

15. The only one that disgusts me is Jermajesty, and

the one that makes me laugh a bit is Lennon

Actually Kyd is pretty damned terrible as well

[ceile]

16. Tallulah, Scout and Rumer are DOG names!

My friends have had pooches with those names over the years.

[Left Is Write]

23. Tell that to this woman...

[ceile]

34. What a looker.

Is that Ms. Bankhead?

[Left Is Write]

36. Yes.

[elshiva]

41. It's a good name.

[mitchum]

51. The world's greatest and wittiest "crazy lady"!

Are David Johanson and I the only two straight guys in the whole world who are Tallulah fanatics? :)

[mitchum]

50. My wife insists than any name that ends with a "y"...Wendy, Randy, etc...

is a dog name.

I've been amused by the trend of the past decade of giving little girls what I call "English sheepdog names"- Taylor, Tyler, Morgan, etc...
I think a lot of suburban yuppies do this because it sounds "English and classy, y'know"
Oh, it sounds English alright...

[FunkyLeprechaun]

18. What about Rob Morrow?

He named his daughter Tu.

[SCantiGOP]

19. Grace Slick named her baby China

I don't remember who, but about the time Grace had her baby in the mid-70s some other rock star named the baby 'god.' They noted that they didn't capitalize the name, because that might be sacrilegious.

[CatWoman]

20. Strom!!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

[SCantiGOP]

21. back at you Catwoman

I asked in your post about liking dick and not bush if you were announcing that you were hetero. I haven't had time to spend here lately but have started coming back more lately.

[CatWoman]

24. sorry, didn't see it earlier

:hi:

[Deep13]

26. Some of the parents have weirder names than the children.

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

London Emilio: Slash

"50 cent" is not a name. It is the cost of a downtown bus ride.

:eyes:

[SoxFan]

31. Wait a minute!

I actually like the name Aislinn. It's a cool Gaelic name.

It is funnier to see these kid's names with parents named Edge and Bono than it would if they were still Dave and Paul.

[Deep13]

32. I meant "The Edge", not Aislinn.

Sounds like the name of a disposable razor.

[SoxFan]

35. Bono's named after a hearing aid

So I guess this isn't outside the realm of possibility!

[badgerpup]

59. Means 'dream', doesn't it?

It was also the name of the beautiful, lusty red-haired Saxon heroine of The Wolf and the Dove.

Looking at some of these names makes me wonder...
Don't these people LIKE their children?
:wtf:

[Rob H.]

27. "Moxie CrimeFighter"?

That's a name you give your kid if you want to guarantee you'll be spending your golden years in a cut-rate retirement home. That goes for "Pilot Inspektor" and "Audio Science", too. ("'Audio Science'? Admit it, mom! I was named after a ratty pair of off-brand headphones, wasn't I? WASN'T I?")

[Deep13]

33. It was supposed to help her get out of speeding tickets. nt

[SoxFan]

30. Lennon doesn't bother me

Maybe this is because it's a family name for me. In Gallagher's case, I suppose he wanted to honor his musical idol and fellow Irish-blooded songwriter.

[VenusRising]

38. I like the name Liberty for a girl.

When my husband and I were discussing kids and tossing out names, that's one that I came up with.

She can always be called Libby for short.

I also didn't think that Gaia, Willow, Poppy, and Shiloh were that bad either.

They didn't put "Blanket" on that list, and that is up there with Audio Science.

[Arugula Latte]

46. I know somebody named Liberty.

She always goes by "Liberty" -- never Libby.

I always wondered if her parents had a particular agenda when they named her, i.e. were they rightwingers wanting "Liberty" in the conservative sense, or were they hippies wanting "Liberty" in the groovy sense, or somewhere in between, or nothing of the sort.

I don't know her well enough to ask her.

[begin_within]

39. We knew a Beronica

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

42. An awful lot of those are beautiful names.

I can't see why people would have a problem with them.

[FredScuttle]

43. What about these two poor children born in the Age of Glam?

Zowie Bowie (son of David)...later changed to Joey, then Duncan Jones

Rolan Bolan (son of Marc)

[Bassic]

44. Marquise is actually a real French name

albeit an uncommon one.

[Canuckistanian]

53. I know a guy named Marquis

A real anal retentive.

[Bassic]

61. I know a few guys named Maquis

(It is also not very common). One of them is a complete moran.

[Swede]

45. Ahh,so pretentious,so uneducated.

NT.

[Arugula Latte]

47. I think "Lennon" is a very nice and cool name.

It sounds great and pays homage to a great man. :thumbsup:

I have a friend who named her son "Brennan" after the Supreme Ct. justice, and I always liked that sort of thing.

[MsKandice01]

49. Diva Muffin???

Why am I getting visions of a fat drag queen wearing low-rise jeans?

[XemaSab]

54. I was thinking more along the lines of a fat drag queen

wearing spandex. :scared:

[fizzgig]

55. fifi trixibell?

really? really? series?

:wtf:

oh, and sage moonblood...that's a little too...uhm....menstrual for me

[petronius]

56. Fifi was getting my vote for Worst of the Bunch

I hadn't really considered the Moonblood connotations, but now that one gets my second place vote.

There's a few up there that I think are fine: London, Marquise, Liberty, Brooklyn, Lennon, and Atherton are unusual, but not humiliating (IMO)...

[BlueIris]

57. Toss up between Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily and Aurelius Cy.

Dear GOD. Worst. Names. Ever.