WE WON!! WE WON!! Mrs Matcom has WON a fabulous PRIZE!

[matcom]

bet it's stamped FRAGILE (That's EYETalian you know)

Just received in the mail:

Dear Mrs Matcom,

You are an official prizewinner in our NEW MERCEDES, BMW, PORSCHE or $40,000 CASH promotion! We have been unable to contact you, :eyes: therefore, in compliance with the program regulations, :shrug: this notice is being forwarded to your attention.

We are holding your GUARANTEED gift: a LCD SUPER-THIN FLAT SCREEN DVD COMBO with a TVT LCD FLAT SCREEN MONITOR, speakers and remote control, PLUS one of four guaranteed prizes: a NEW MERCEDES BENZ M-CLASS, BMW X5, PORSCHE CAYENNE OR $40,000 CASH, a $1,500 shopping spree, exotic island adventure or $500 cash. The prize and gift package has a minimum combined value of $743! :shrug:

To avoid forfeiting your status as a recipient, PLEASE call toll free at xxx-xxx-xxxx WITHIN 72 HOURS and arrange a time for you and your spouse (that's me) to visit and claim your prizes.



WE WON!! WE WON!!!! :woohoo:

:eyes:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear matcom!

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[DS1]

2. HA HA SUCKER!

I dialed 999-999-9999 and claimed your prizes!

Say hello to a new BMW Owner!

:bounce:

:woohoo:

[matcom]

3. you idiot

the number is xxx-xxx-xxxx

you are lying

[DS1]

6. 9 = WXYZ

I see that nobody ever invited you to party-lines back in the day


fucking BMWless loser


I don't even know why I talk to you

[matcom]

9. ...

you got me :D

:rofl:

[Hugin]

4. Reply NOW!

Or else I won't have all your personal finacial information before my weekend in Vegas, man.

[matcom]

7. FUNNIEST part about this?

Mrs Matcom is a FRAUD EXPERT working for a bank!

oooo I hope she DOES call when she gets home :rofl:

[Hugin]

10. ...

Lemme know how it works out. :rofl:















:hide:

[MrCoffee]

5. yer so lucky...

i never win nuthin'

[trof]

8. You HAVE to be the luckiest bastid on the planet.

How do you do it?
All I get is emails telling me my loan has been approved.

[matcom]

11. I play the Canadian lottery religiously

and have VERY close friends in Nigeria

[trof]

12. So...your friends at Nigeria Falls slip you the winning numbers?

sweet

[Crabby Appleton]

13. here's your Mercedes, Mrs Matcom

[matcom]

14. that is NOT the M-Class

:eyes:

the postcard is SPECIFIC about the M-Class

[kay1864]

15. Loophole:

"exotic island adventure"

Translation: 3 days/2 nights one of their cheesy Bahamas condo units (which would be empty anyway). Of course, you have to provide airfare, meals, transportation, etc. And you probably have to sit through a timeshare presentation.

Of course, I could be wrong. It could be $40,000 cash. :rofl: