Christ, EVERY FUCKING AFTERNOON this guy sits in his screen porch! Doesn't He EVER MOW HIS LAWN

[matcom]

I mean LOOK AT IT! Is is 3 feet tall now and full of FUCKING WEEDS!

:hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. And every time he's out there, I can't mow MY fucking lawn because he screams at me!

For fuck's sake, man, get off the porch once in a while and let me do my fuckin' yard!!

[matcom]

2. i think he is out there because I sunbathe in the nude

:think:

[ChoralScholar]

3. We need a name for this specific type of thread

'turnaround copycat' maybe?

Any ideas?

[GOPisEvil]

4. It's been raining for a solid month! Whaddya want?!

[LibraLiz1973]

5. A photo is required!!

:rofl:

[Ptah]

6. That guy is really busy. I've seen photos of him in several places at the same instant.

:scared:

[SarahB]

7. Maybe he's just checking out that hot neighbor chick.

Give the poor dude a break dammit! Yard schmard, matcom! Geesh! You sound like an old guy. What's next? "You damn kids get off my lawn!!!"


:P

[DS1]

8. He's too busy fucking your hot neighbor from the other side

[matcom]

9. not possible

she left a half hour ago with 2 other 20-something fucking BEAUTIES.

they were all dressed for a night out in Boston (if'n you are knowing what i'm meaning here)

wait. be back in 9-12

:wow:

[Redstone]

10. Why would I want to mow my yard? That's what kids are for. Send 'em out wth scissors, and

don't feed them dinner or let them go to sleep until they're done. And it's considerate of the neighbors, because it's quiet.

(PS: I don't need to be checking out the neighbors, thank you very much. Remember, I'm the guy who has the wife that all the OTHER neighbors check out.you should see the crowds gather when she's washing the cars.)

Redstone

[Debi]

11. Oh nice...

Make the wife wash the cars x(

[Redstone]

13. I'm sure that's exactly what the neighbors think, too. The truth is that Mrs R enjoys

washing / waxing the cars, when I'd be just as happy to pay someone else to do it.

Ditto with mowing, landscaping, and so on. And is it MY fault that they see me taking a break once in a while to sit on the front steps and drink a beer while I'm chatting with her? Is it MY fault that I have to take such breaks at least twice an hour?

Is it?

(PS: In case you didn't know, Mrs R looks kinda like that young lady second from the left, only better. How could I NOT want to watch?)

Redstone

[redwitch]

15. I have never before heard of foreplay that involves washing the car.

Learn somethin' new everyday!


:-)

[Redstone]

17. Hey, you gotta be inventive to keep the old fires stoked, and it seems to have worked.

17 years together, and we're still like a pair of hormone-soaked teenagers with each other.

We must be doing something right...

Redstone

[redwitch]

19. That is wonderful!

Keeping the spark alive is really important. :-)

[zippy890]

12. .

Mind yer own business and leave us porch dwellers alone
:P

[Redstone]

14. He'd be well-advised to do so. Just because we're quiet, that doesn't mean we're not dangerous

when provoked. We can come out from our porch and do some damnage pretty damn quick if someone forces us to, yes?

Porchers unite! Most of America was like us, back when things were better in this country.

Redstone

[Inchworm]

16. Kudos!

:yourock:

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

18. maybe call county human services

and tell them you are seeing snakes or rats?

:shrug:

[Redstone]

20. ...and don't forget to mention the pink elephants.

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[idgiehkt]

23. lol...just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy

look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jD-LQxxYSs

[Robb]

21. In my town, municipal code requires

one sitting on a screen porch to be cradling either a shotgun or a Pimm's Cup. :D

[Redstone]

24. Pimm's Cup works for me. That's a regulation I can abide with.

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[havocmom]

22. I like the grass tall. Neighbors don't seem to notice me on the porch

cleaning the guns.

[w8liftinglady]

25. a couple of old folks in our neighborhood can't anymore.My boys do it for them

I won't let them take cash.It's good for them

[Redstone]

26. Now, THAT I like to hear...that we're not the only ones who "volunteer" our kids to help

the older neighbors out.

That's an old American tradition that I wish had not gone away as far as it has.

Redstone