How do I get Nigerian scammers to contact me?

[otherlander]

I wish to waste their time.

[Der Blaue Engel]

1. Have an e-mail address

:shrug:

[Boojatta]

2. These people might be able to give you some pointers.

http://www.419eater.com/

[otherlander]

3. Thanks!

[RebelOne]

4. Here's another great site.

http://www.thescambaiter.com/

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. That's my new hobby....

I strung them along through several replies before they've finally caught on.

Oh, sure, you could just hit the "Spam" button on your e-mail, but this is infinitely more amusing.

What I want to do next is to draft an "Americanized" version of their tale of woe, then save one of the e-mail addresses that comes through, then send my version to them out of the blue.

[applegrove]

6. When they contacted me I tried compassion and guilt. All they did

was ignore my responce and take it as a sign I needed the second follow up Nigerian email scam letter. I blew. They don't even read the responces to them. How insulting (moreso that thinking I would ever fall for their evil ruse).

[Giant Robot]

7. I'd be more than happy to forward

crap to you.