Shit on this thread, now!

[swag]

Thanks in advance! :)

[Ptah]

1. When I was a kid, we were happy to get a rat in our chips.

[swag]

3. We always heard that Shelby kids flushed potassium from

their chem lab down the toilets and blew out all the plumbing to their bathrooms.

[Ptah]

15. Screw Shelby, I from Conrad, where the men are men, and the sheep are liars.

I'm looking for that guy that shot my paw.

[swag]

24. Rib can't help you no more, sad to say, but maybe Sid can.

Good batch in that town.

[Ptah]

27. I remember Rib, coming to inspect my father's herd.

:thumbsup:

Those were the days, my friend

[ashling]

25. Back in 1965

I was in a high school program at Rice University and our teacher said that they did that when she was in college (Rice)

[fizzgig]

2. this post is so asinine

you opinion is irrelevant

[swag]

5. Good thread-shitting. And you make perfect sense.

[BlooInBloo]

4. Can't. My head's up my ass.

[swag]

9. I think your sig is a Mencken quote.

Your head is probably a cozy temperature, so rejoice.

[datasuspect]

6. dude you got life fucked up

this thread is like tits on a bull.

[swag]

10. The perfect lunch special: tits on a bull.

[datasuspect]

13. even better: shit on a shingle

[swag]

17. Now that takes me back to every morning of 6th grade, sans the vegetable adornments.

That makes me think, "Where is Patty Hearst?"

and "Why did Tex McCord murder all those poor folks at the dude ranch outside of Ovando?"

Those were different times.

Thanks for the memories!

[petronius]

7. Why do you even try? jpgray and matcom post way funnier threads than you

You're welcome.

[swag]

11. Estimable thread-shitting!

Let us give thanks.

[tool_of_the_people]

8. One dump, comin' atcha!

[swag]

12. Dems cheeba lookin' dank.

[Fenris]

14. I went to shit and the hogs ate me.

[swag]

18. Kiss my grits!

[LostInAnomie]

16. I can't even thing of anything funny or original to post. That's how stupid this thread is!

STUPID!

[swag]

20. Yeah, but your sigpic is total fucking godhead. Dumbass.

I'm being sincere.

[Blue-Jay]

19. I once slept with Deborah Norville.

She was a pioneer in the area of dumb blond news bimbos, and I HIT THAT!

OK..... Maybe I didn't actually "hit that", but I jacked off to her once or twice. I'm not proud of admitting this, but she hid her "dumb blond" accent very well.

[swag]

21. Sounds like she had an engaging personality.

I feel as though I should call her up at about 1 a.m. or so.

[Blue-Jay]

22. Indeed?

Pacific Time?

[swag]

23. No, 11 pacific, 1 central.

...anonymous...thinks

[S n o w b a l l]

28. why are the dumb ones always blond?

Never hear of a dumb brunette...aren't there any?

[Blue-Jay]

29. It's probably a coincidence.

[S n o w b a l l]

30. yeah...I didn't think of that

uh....being the dingy dumb blond that I am...I forgot to add.

:crazy:

[mitchum]

26. Hey, slow down, big boy...we need to work out a price first

freaks always thinking thay can get something for nothing...

[swag]

32. Cleveland Steamory, I presume.

A great pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[Canuckistanian]

31. You call this a thread? This place is a dump.

And there's a funny smell in here.

[swag]

33. This place is a funny smell waiting for your scene, Mr. Big Round Balls.

[Canuckistanian]

36. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. swag

I'm still big; it's these threads that've gotten smaller.

[bridgit]

34. your thread is pregnant with the tedious loft of a flying mallet...

[Haole Girl]

35. Magnetic Bird Poo for you

http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/toys/holes/poop.php

[KitchenWitch]

37. I am so far above that!

:eyes: