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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 07:45 PM
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I'm at a loss to determine if this is real or just clever Harry Potter related satire.
Either way, it's fucking hilarious.

http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter2.htm
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 07:53 PM
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1. God Have Mercy!!! That is so twisted it makes the story of Rendercella and her slopped dripper
sound like straight forward talk. It's so amazingly sick it's funny!!! (I sure hope it's satire. Otherwise, someone needs to take her meds immediately!)

This Tom Riddle is clearly the God of Christian tradition as other Christian critics of Mrs. Rowling's books have pointed out. When Potter first sees Tom Riddle the Son, Tom is described as strangely blurred around the edges, suggesting a halo (p. 330).

The reason why Mrs. Rowling calls Jesus Tom is simple. In England, the saying every Tom, Dick and Harry is highly popular and in this case alludes to the omnipresence of God in our world. This is another attempt to confuse us by presenting a false, mixed up trinity: Tom, the Father; Dick, the Spirit (better known in the series as the ghost Sir Benedict de Mimpsy Porkington, affectively called Nearly-Headless-Dick by the children); and Harry, as the Son, the false Christ. Later, Tom the Son will remark that he and Potter are very alike (p. 340), causing more confusion in the heart of the reader.

Lucius Malfoy (meaning of bad/wrong faith, again this is misleading!), a respectably dressed family man with the pale hair and ethereal looks of an Angel, representing the Angel Gabriel of the Annunciation (Luke 1:31, but with the name of the fallen one in order to confuse Christian readers) gives the girl of a humble home, Ginny Weasley, the diary of Tom Riddle.

It is not hard to realize this diary, containing the life history of our Lord Tom the Son, represents both the message that she is to become the Divine vessel, and the Christian Bible, the very base of our faith. The Angel Malfoy, with modesty that befits his kind, does not touch the revered and frightened girl but puts the diary in the girl's cauldron, representive of her womb.

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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 08:10 PM
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3. I told you it was it was hilarious.
I know it's not polite, but I'd love to get her to review my entire book collection.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 08:04 PM
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2. Wow
Incredibly, this looks real.

Now, let's see. I love the Harry Potter series and LOTR. I played Dungeons & Dragons as a kid. But I was also an altar server as a kid, and later a Eucharistic minister.

I guess St. Peter and Lucifer will have to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to determine my eternal fate.

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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 08:10 PM
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4. SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! A LINK!
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