Serious question.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Alright, you know how i do these threads where I tell you I am going to reveal something, but then I say be right back because the phone is ringing?

Ok, good.

Now, I am trying to get a feel of the tolerance level for these posts.

You see, I LOVE to beat dead horses. I like to repeat things over and over that I think are funny.

So, I will continue to do this until you people get really really pissed off and start calling me names like "Philboy the Douchebag".

I'm sorry to be so serious, as I know that is not what you expect of me, but I take my obnoxiousness very very seriously.

Now, with all that being said, I would like to tell you why I am so happy tonight. You see....hold on...my dog needs to go out...be right back.

[mzteris]

1. .

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. That's right!!

[SPKrazy]

3. ROFL

that is great mzteris

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

strangely sick... but hilarious!

[some guy]

4. I thought I had you on ignore?

let me go check.

Nope. I don't. I know I've thought about it though, if that helps you decide whether the horse is dead enough.

:hi:

[Name removed]

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[bridgit]

6. "ring-ring, ring-ring"...omg!! it's *my* phone, here lemme answer it: hello...yes...

yes...well i, yes......um...hm, well alright, oh sure i'll pass it along...um hm, buh-bye!

that was some dr. guy in vienna, he said he feels as though your need for the levels of gratification that are possible vis-a-vis seeing a thread of yours here at DU filling up with replies, especially wholesome ones; is a valid one,

he mentioned further, at least i think he did his accent being so damn thick; that your starting one, a thread where tribal approvals are even possible to then but use routinely 'the mechanisms' of: "Whoops, there's the phone!!" "Gotta go the door bell just rang!" "Fill In The Blank, gotta go..." where then in fact you do, or seem to, may be seen as indicators relative to your internal fear of failure, and that you should just "Relax, get to it & let the wheel just spin" whatever the hell *that* means

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. You know what?

Good...because I don't either. I have no idea what you just said.:hi:

[bridgit]

13. i'm sure you have to go answer your phone, do not let me stop you...

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. what was that?

sorry, I was on the phone :hi:

[bridgit]

15. so dr. vienna was right after all...

:spray: :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

7. More

[Bullwinkle925]

8. You're just one big TEASE .. . ..

but we like it! At least you are honest with your obnoxiousness.

:+

[elshiva]

9. What happened to the horse?

Did it trip jumping a fence or something?

[wildhorses]

11. how about --

you suck...

does that do it for you?


works for me!!!


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[bridgit]

17. pft-bwahahahahaha...

:rofl: :loveya:

[Tektonik]

16. .

:boring: