Nearly had three separate head-on collisions today. Who lets these idiots on the road?

[Danger Mouse]

One of them was a mail van, too, that was drifting onto my side of the road, coming at me head on!
If i hadn't been alert today, I probably wouldn't be typing this right now. WTF is it with people? Why do they pull out in front of people? Do they not look? Are they honestly that stupid?
What do you think?

[fizzgig]

1. a couple of things

i think it's easy to go on autopilot from time to time while driving and just not pay attention

i also think that some people never actually learned how to drive and cut their license from the back of a crackerjack box

[Danger Mouse]

2. or they bought them on the black market from a certain someone...

a certain someone like...KAGEHIME!
i knew it! admit it!

[fizzgig]

5. hell no

i should be the sole decider of who gets to drive and who doesn't

you drive under the speed limit in the left lane? yoink! you're license is mine
you don't use your signal? yoink!
you cut me off to make a turn when there's no one behind me? yoink!

anyway...i'm gonna go breathe now

[Danger Mouse]

7. breathe? breathe???

that's not allowed! you have to buy a jar of black market air.
it'll set you back quite a bit.

[w8liftinglady]

3. no shit-it's the crotch rockets that scare the hell out of me

[Danger Mouse]

4. yeah, i've had those assclowns zip around me...

double yellow line doesn't matter to them...traffic laws? who needs em. and they're a pain in the ass for police to catch, too.

[w8liftinglady]

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