Ya know what's not funny?

[MonkeyFunk]

When you're home alone all day, very ill, and your partner says he'll stop and pick up your prescription for vicodin.

Then, when he comes home, almost 3 hours after he said he'd be home, you ask if he picked up the prescription and he pretends he forgot.

No, that wasn't funny.

[Breeze54]

1. Vicodin? how long have you been on that?

that's a step down from morphine. It's addictive.

Is he trying to send you a message? :shrug:

I don't know your situation but it sounds dire.

Seems odd that he'd forget but people are like that.

Maybe he had something else on his mind and just forgot? :shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

4. just started today

I'm not really an opium junkie. I just was in pain all day.

[WindRavenX]

2. ugh

That sucks dude.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. well

he only pretended for a few seconds. But I failed to see the humor.

[WindRavenX]

7. well, I'm out of my "medicine", and I know it sucks not to have it.

Pain is never fun, ya know?

[Breeze54]

9. So he didn't forget but was teasing you?

that's not nice.

I'm sorry you're in pain. I hope you feel better soon. :hug:

[MonkeyFunk]

12. yes, he was teasing me

in all respects, he's a fantastically nice guy. I just wasn't in much of a mood to be so-teased.

[Breeze54]

15. I hate that shit too, especially when I'm in pain.

Can I kick his ass for you! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You just found something that's even not funnier

:popcorn:

[Blue-Jay]

6. Send his skinny ass back to the store.

I'll kick him in the bag if he does that again.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. nah

he got it.... I guess he just thought I'd enjoy a little Nurse Ratchet humor after spending the day feeling my face explode.

[Blue-Jay]

13. Are you saying that I shouldn't kick him in the bag?

'cause I will.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. thanks

but no, no bag-kicking yet. But I'll be sure to let you know if I change my mind.

[Der Blaue Engel]

8. Aw, MonkeyFunk

You're right, that's not funny.

I'd give you a hug, but I'm frightened. ;)

[MonkeyFunk]

17. I don't blame you!

Even my dog is keeping clear of me.

[Tektonik]

11. I think he deserves to get infected now

but seriously get better now! Go find yourself some benadryl and lots of it

[MonkeyFunk]

14. benadryl?

will that help? I'm not particularly itchy.

But I'm on a bunch of antibiotics - the pills are big enough to choke a hippo.

[Tektonik]

18. it'll make you fall asleep

when I got chicken pox in the tenth grade, I slept as much as I could to get my mind off the infection (I had it really bad, I still have a few scars I can recognize)

[MonkeyFunk]

19. ah that's a good idea

sleep has been very elusive.