Isn't ForrestGump the greatest DUer?

[ForrestGump]

Oops. I meant this as a response to Writer's thread on Narcissistic Personality Disorder....



:hide:

[In_The_Wind]

1. I love you, too!

[ForrestGump]

2. Howdy!!!

:hug:

:*

[In_The_Wind]

3. How's my favorite Las Vegas Dude doing?

[ForrestGump]

5. Very,

very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very well, thank you. :D

Not bad, in other words.

I hope that you are happy, right now, and that your happiness only grows with time... :hug:



EDIT: had to add another 'very' :D

[In_The_Wind]

9. That is a lovely wish. Thank you.

I'm doing okay at the moment, holding my ground and even gaining some ... occasionally.

I'm sure my happiness will grow as I have a barricade against misery. Only good is welcomed here.




Nott bad you say ~ Hurray!

[ForrestGump]

11. Those kinds of barricades are okay...

No bozos, or their energy or works, allowed!

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

13. One jerk at a time ~ up against the wall.

BTW ~ school's in for unruly boy toys.
just sayin'

[ForrestGump]

16. Up against the wall?

Um..... :blush:

Why, Ms Alpern!

:D

[In_The_Wind]

20. oops ~ sorry

My boy toy seems to be rubbing off on me. :blush:
He is a bit different than the guys I used to date.








:hide:
Do you think it's okay that he wants me to call him daddy?

[ForrestGump]

25. Rubbing..um...uh....

...never mind. :-)

Call him whatever you want, young lady...he's your toy, after all. :D

[In_The_Wind]

30. you might want to check

your inbox
I promise there aren't any x-rated gifs this time.



I'm beginning to wonder 'who's the toy'.

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Nah, you can't be ...

You have to be on all the time, not on and off and on and off like you have something else to do! And yet, we haven't seen pics of you. You can't be the King without pics. And what's your social security number, anyway? Myspace? Blog? ;)

[ForrestGump]

7. All your

Heidis are belong to us!

You nitpicking Switzterlander!

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

21. Heidi's the Swiss Elvis!

Just with goats 'n stuff, but not less popular. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

26. And I love her!

Though some of her music's got a tad too much cowbell for my taste... :P

[u4ic]

37. I think her yodelling of Suspicious Minds rocks!!!

:applause: :woohoo:



I betcha there's no Elvises in Vegas wearing lederhosen!!!! :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

41. My answer to that

is the last 30 seconds of this video clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQgArubZKAk


:D


And, while we're at it...for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elWg1hPKUIE

:loveya:

[u4ic]

45. Re-enact the last vid

I could Jump the Gump! :evilgrin:




p.s. still no lederhosen!! :P

[ForrestGump]

46. My lederhosen will only be seen by a select

one. :-)

And I'll re-enact that any time, with you. :loveya:

I'll make nicee with Ms Icee!

[u4ic]

56. Oooooo...

I like your idea...:* :hug: :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

58. I like

yours!

And your ideas, too. :D

:loveya:

:*

[Shakespeare]

15. Hear, hear.

Pics, at the very least. :7

[ForrestGump]

18. Great

I'm surrounded.... :scared:

[Call Me Wesley]

19. I think you have to pry them

from his cold dead hands. ;)

[Shakespeare]

24. Yep, that seems abundantly clear.

And that's no fun at all. x(

[ForrestGump]

29. Uh-oh

I made Shakespeare frown! :-(

[Shakespeare]

40. Grumpy frown.

Pics, I say.

[ForrestGump]

42. Oh, yeah. Like...right. You and whose army, Missy? Ha!

Um.

Okay.



:scared:

[Shakespeare]

47. One of these days

We'll talk you into posting one. :*

[ForrestGump]

48. By hook or by crook

You won't get it! :D

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

27. My hot, sweaty hands

Pryer! :P

[Guava Jelly]

6. Maybe the second greatest ..After Me that is

:D
GAwd i fucking Rock!!!!

[ForrestGump]

8. Well, maybe there in

Iowa, boy. :P

[Guava Jelly]

10. Iowa Why I GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

:D

[ForrestGump]

12. Sorry. I always get it wrong. Terrible habit. And I mean nothing against your great state of

Nebraska.

[SarahB]

31. Where were you from in Nebraska? nt

[ForrestGump]

33. Lincoln

Not like these Omahanese that're running around, rampant and unrestrained...




:hide:

[SarahB]

36. He's from Lincoln!

Not bad. As for Omahanese, um, maybe you're right. :hide:

[Guava Jelly]

67. I was born in California

lived in kansas from 1976 - 2006 and now reside in missouri.

[SarahB]

68. So ForrestGump doesn't know what he's talking about again?

:D



:P

[ForrestGump]

69. Again?

Oh. Yeah. That's right. :D





:P

[Guava Jelly]

70. You know it

All that elvis hip Gyrating has knocked his noggin slightly out of whack.
He is inventing things..Again!! :sarcasm:

Just throw him a shiny object :D :rofl:

[taterguy]

14. You're goddamned right he is

All hail ForestGump

[ForrestGump]

17. They say that cat Gump is a baaaad mother...

Shut your mouth

But I'm talkin' 'bout Gump

Then we can dig it

[Writer]

22. Yes! And that's why we're the bestest of friends.

We do all sorts of things together. We even dated for a while.

Ah. To be associated with such greatness...

[ForrestGump]

32. I'll never forget that time on the French Riviera

With Muffy, Buffy, Duffy, and Fluffy.

Such good times, those.

[Writer]

39. Well Buffy was obviously jealous of my cleavage.

And Muffy and Fluffy kept staring at my ass. And Duffy? She was lame.

I'm so glad I know you. :*

[ForrestGump]

43. Well from that I've seen

Your cleavage is cosmic. Billions and billions of points of light.

Though I'm beginning to suspect that it was a Photoshop job... :D







EDIT: I skipped a period. Pretty nifty trick, when you're male.

[u4ic]

23. I already knew that!

:loveya: :* :loveya: :* :loveya: :* :loveya: :* :loveya: :* :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

34. Ha! Shows how much YOU know

:P


Because you, my dear, are the greatest DUer. :*

:loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

28. You're definitely on the short list....

...behind me o'course!!! :evilgrin:


:hi: :hug: :* :* :* :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

35. Short?

but I'm 6'5". :P

Still, this is proof that some of my best friends are not quite as vertical. :hug:




Behind? :o

[jus_the_facts]

38. Yeah big boss man....

....get behind me...horizontally. "

[ForrestGump]

44. Get thee

to a nunnery. :P

:hug:

[jus_the_facts]

49. "Then sings my soul my savior Gump God to thee....

....how great thou art...how great thou art!" :dilemma:

:D

[ForrestGump]

66. Thou art

pretty great! :hug:

[Shakespeare]

55. 6'5"?

*perk*

[ForrestGump]

65. Oh, boy

I'm tired. At first glance, I thought you'd written "6.5"?"...gave me a bit of a jolt, to say the least. :o




Talk about *perk*!

[Midlodemocrat]

50. Well, of course. I thought everyone knew that.

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

59. I keep trying to tell them

But they don't believe me. :-(


:hug:

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

51. Meh.

I keed I keed. :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

60. Hey!

Bare, naked ladies shouldn't throw...um...uuuummmm.....

Well, actually...I guess they can throw anything they want.

Volleyballs, maybe? :D

:hug:

:loveya:

[SOteric]

52. Who?

Can't say I've ever heard of him... :shrug:

[ForrestGump]

61. Oh, you are just _soooooooooo_

teric. :P


:hug:

[Jamastiene]

53. Yes, you are.

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

62. Thank you for saying that,

not that there is even a hint of me paying you vast sums of money and hints of profitable contracts to say it. Oh no...no siree, Bob...no cash-for-compliments scandal here. Uh-uh! :o


:hug:

:hug:

[ThomCat]

54. Yay!

:applause:

[ForrestGump]

63. Well, now the REAL Greatest DUer has appeared in this humble fantasy

I've hit the big time! :D

[LostinVA]

57. You're pretty close to the greatest, but I'd have to give the honor to

Haruka

[ForrestGump]

64. Haruka?!?

Sheesh. I can take her.

Kindly tell the beeyotch to bring it on....




:hug:

[elshiva]

71. ElVIS WHO!