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Fri Jan-23-04 09:53 PM
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If you could create a mate what would they look & act like? |
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If you could place an order for your perfect mate what would they look like and act like.
Here is my list.
1. Funny 2. Caring 3. Intelligent 4. Loyal 5. Cannot wear adult diapers. 6. Nice Eye Lashes and a good butt
Pleasing to look at and doesn't hide any secrets. *Preferably has a 24 hour sex drive.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:05 PM
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a supporter of a single payer health care system
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:07 PM
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I forgot about Universal Health Care.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:08 PM
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3. Barefoot, pregnant, occupying kitchen |
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:10 PM
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Will TV Dinners and spam do? Are you available?
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:09 PM
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4. She Would Look And Act Like Bertha Venation |
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That's why I married Bertha; she's my ideal. :loveya:
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:46 PM
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You two are lucky to have each other! :)
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:14 PM
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Edited on Fri Jan-23-04 11:15 PM by Bertha Venation
should've read the thread first :blush: :loveya:
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:15 PM
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I've buried a few so I know what counts. It would also help if he didn't need me for anything, but that's negotiable.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:25 PM
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11. I don't want to play me and my shadow with anyone |
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You have to keep looking back and asking WHAT.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:19 PM
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7. There must be someone actually like this, right? |
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Liberal, thoughtful, loyal, intelligent, sexy...
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:21 PM
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8. Yes I'm just like that |
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But if I'm not mistaken you're a hetero woman :evilgrin:
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:00 PM
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31. Where I live (hillbilly central) I can't be that picky. |
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:23 PM
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9. Shoot you should have said kind of stupid |
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:03 PM
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33. Yes, but is he available? |
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:43 PM
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:02 PM
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32. You don't have to be sorry that I'm a girl. |
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:44 PM
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:25 PM
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10. I would like for them... |
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:26 PM
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You don't like women that can BARK.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:38 PM
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13. Not one iota different |
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than my Katie Darlin' is right now.
Yup, I'm a lucky guy.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:38 PM
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Is the no Adult Diapers rule because that would cover up their good butt, or are you looking for a particular breed of dog?
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:39 PM
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I am not going to change no diapers on anyone. Do you have a breed in mind?
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:39 PM
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I fit all those categories, and the asterisk! It might work if you don't mind dating someone younger than thou.
:)
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:42 PM
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19. Young enough to need a fake beard |
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:42 PM
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Though I have the wit, soul, and wisdom of someone much older.
I'll give you a hint: under 25, over 15.:evilgrin:
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:52 PM
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Old enough to rent a hotel room on my own?
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:59 PM
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29. Well, Christ, I'm not underaged |
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And technically, there's only one thing I cannot partake in.
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Fri Jan-23-04 10:44 PM
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free of substances (free of substances controlling them anyway) tall hard-working sensitive compassionate passionate silly outgoingly shy verbal not easily intimidated by a woman who knows what she wants
Then you've got the perfect guy, if the chemistry's right of course.
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:00 PM
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30. Ha! Here's my list... |
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1) Intellectual - would actually have to enjoy discussing literature, theatre, movies, music, politics of course, etc.
2) Somewhat shy - cant stand overly brash people.
3) Funny - word play works best with me.
4) Responsible and dependable. I've had quite enough of irresponsible and unreliable. That includes being responsible with $$.
5) Respectful, but not stuff shirt about it.
6) Let's me finish my sentences. Patient. I'm a somewhat slow thinker so I value a good listener.
7) Willing to walk beside me. I'm small and am very tired of practically running to keep up with people. I don't mind a tall person but having someone actually walk *with* me would be a huge deal.
8) Cute smile and eyes.
If you think you have those qualities, PM me. ;-)
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:08 PM
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34. I left a couple of things out |
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Not on oxygen and he cant be Dependant on his I've fallen and I can't get up beeper.
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:13 PM
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35. My perfect mate is in the front room, watching the news. |
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She's the love of my life, my soul mate, the reason I waited 36 years to marry.
Oh -- looks/act?
Looks: tall; curly, soft blonde hair; blue eyes; cute, sweet face; beautiful hands and wonderful features. I adore the package the love of my life was born into.
Acts: tough. Inside: puffalump.
Her heart of gold is bigger than a mama bear -- and more courageous.
More about her: among her former careers are coal miner (one of the first woman coal miners), caregiver to profoundly retarded persons, and armed escort/guard of battered women at a clandestine shelter/haven.
:loveya: I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:15 PM
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BTW I have a cousin that was one of the first female coalminers.
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Sat Jan-24-04 12:18 AM
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40. We are VERY, VERY LUCKY |
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and if, by bragging, I've offended anyone who wants a mate, I apologize. I just realized how reading this could hurt.
Where did your cousin work? Mrs. V. - Southern Appalachia.
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Sat Jan-24-04 12:24 AM
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41. She worked in several states |
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All in Appalachia and I believe one mine was either in Blue field or was called Blue field. She had a little girl to support on her own and that was the best paying job in the mountains. She has a degree but she couldn't find work so she did what her father and his father had done and that was work in the coal mines of Kentucky.
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Sat Jan-24-04 12:25 AM
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42. Sounds familiar, minus the child. |
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Sat Jan-24-04 01:04 AM
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43. The daughter was from a rape |
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Edited on Sat Jan-24-04 01:13 AM by Lostmessage
I believe she was either 15 or 16 when the baby was born. You know those southern boys they have to show a girl what a man is like. She is a very pretty girl and my uncle and aunt raised her.
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Fri Jan-23-04 11:27 PM
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38. My non-negotiable demands in no particular order |
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1. Single :-) I don't do the "other woman" routine.
2. Exceptionally intelligent but not in a narrow or nerdy sense
3. Sense of humor and creativity
4. Kind and considerate
5. Compatible values
6. Wide range of interests, especially in the arts and travel
7. Age within ten years on either side of mine
8. Wicked glints in his eyes
9. Lives in a city or a not-too-small town. I don't do suburbs or the remote rural areas.
9. All else negotiable. However, I don't play golf or tennis, and I am not very domestic.
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