A really horrible band name would be...

[mitchum]

NSFW
I can see it. A group made up of cubicle dwellers getting their bad boy outlaw kicks by playing some rock. "Yeah, we're really into They Might Be Giants...motherfucker!"

Does anyone else have both a really bad band name AND the concept that would accompany it?

[jpgray]

1. Caligula and His Ramrods. Our concept was to be bad

And we were. We were really, really bad.

[mitchum]

4. Nothing wrong with that (as long as it's meant to be bad)...and that was a great name

[mitchum]

20. Thinking about it, I may be in possession of one of Caligula's ramrods...

years ago, a friend gave me a guitar steel. This thing is six inches long and bullet shaped. And it must weigh 4 or 5 pounds. When he gave it to me, I said, "Holy fuck, Thomas, this looks like something from Caligula!"
Needless to say, I don't use it on my lap steel (or for any other purpose)

[bedpanartist]

2. blood fart

if you were a soft-rock band. It would be a great thrash band name though.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Loverboy

[mitchum]

7. LOL!!! And I guess the concept would be...self improvement? Seems so...

since:
they introduced the workout headband and sweatbands into rock visuals
so many of their lyrics read like pop psychology self affirmation stuff

[slj0101]

5. Worst band name I ever saw was Sharon Tate's Baby.

[Wcross]

6. Winger. n/t

[BlueJazz]

8. Pussboggers

[Joe Fields]

37. or The Bloody Puss...

[Roon]

9. Johnny Tampon and the toxic shocks

Not sure, I think this is a real band. Terrible name though.

[fudge stripe cookays]

21. .

:rofl:

Gotta give em props for originality though!

[WindRavenX]

29. lmfao

that's hilarious.

[blockhead]

69. and the only music they play is Ragtime.

;-)

[Decruiter]

10. Seminefreoustuboidal Buttnoids

Real band.

http://www.clanmacale.com/billco/s.html

[DBoon]

11. how about naming a band "Creed"

and have them play Christian hard rock

This is such a terrible name and concept nobody would dare try it, would they? I mean nobody would even think of something that lame

[jpgray]

12. My band "Nickelback" will play songs chromatically tuned to Monticello's architecture

[mitchum]

17. That is amazing; even U2 had to sneak their creeping Jesus rock past many by...

giving the band a young, fast, and scientific name

[JVS]

44. EDIT: THIS SHOULD BE TO THE OP: "Fuck you in the ass" would be a great band name

Joe: any plans for the weekend?
Bob: I'm going to fuck you in the ass!

[Writer]

13. The Hemorrhoids.

They never stop wiggling around the stage.

"Ahhhhh," sings the lead singer. "Ahhhhh."

[Deja Q]

14. A group in high school came up with "Laceration" for the talent show.

Typical late-1980s garbage.

Mind you, in 1989, any 'talent' was another kiddie rock band by a bunch of boners who could only generate tacky noise with expensive equipment.

[NashVegas]

15. Toad the Wet Sprocket

Any questions?

[Robeson]

16. "Cheney and the Heartbeats".

[Ivan Sputnik]

18. Dirt Robot

and the Chicken Machine

[amitten]

19. Nuts and Butts. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

22. RimJob and the Freepers

Self explanatory concept -- :puke:

[krispos42]

23. Stumpy and the Thalidomides

They appear on stage on their knees and play their instruments with mannequin hands attached to their elbows.










I am evil.

[mitchum]

24. That's what I'm talkin' about!

That is truly terrible
well done :)

[krispos42]

25. First thing to come to mind was "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel

And it went from there :-)

[cloudbase]

26. The Five Polyps. n/t

[Wapsie B]

27. Delbert Fnortner & The Fudpuckers

[On the Road]

28. The Most Pitiful Band Name I Have Ever Heard

was "Hot and Cold Drink Vending Machine." Seriously.

Personal favorite, however, is "Burn Victims." I just wish I played heavy metal so I could use it.

[kid a]

30. american idol auto-tuners

[Kutjara]

31. Smeggy and the Felches.

They'd just churn out the same shitty lyrics and cheesy chords.

[jeff30997]

32. Frozen Vomit.

The Jiggling Doodles

Rush and The Oxycontians (They sound like Velvet Underground)

[Mojambo]

33. The Innards.

Everybody dresses like Slim Goodbody!

[mikeytherat]

34. Fetal Jerky

mikey_the_rat

[Seashell Eyes]

35. .

"Fuck You" would be a horrible band name.

[Seashell Eyes]

36. another one

Supercalifragelisticexpealidocious They would all be dressed up like Mary Poppins and carry around umbrellas, or chimney sweeps. :headbang:

[unpossibles]

38. Ass Ramming Uncle Fuckers

that's what my band was originally going to be called, but we decided to change it.


other projects I want to do:

Hawaiin Maiden - grass skirts, ukeleles and pedal steel metal
Bubba Phatt (Down wit da Pharm) - Country-Western Rap (aka: CWRap music)
Lil' Ice Age - rapping about rightwing talking points
M.C. El Cafeterio - all songs about food
Celine Dio: Holy Diva
Bela Lugosi's Dad - old goth guy band

[mitchum]

45. "Bela Lugosi's Dad"...I like that...they could share a bill with Dad Company...

aging cock rockers who play their hit "Ready For Naps"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

39. The Bee-Gee's

English brothers who saturate the airwaves with insipid disco. It would be an 'effin nightmare.

[AllegroRondo]

48. or the Bee-Jays

same thing, really.

[datasuspect]

40. Rat Shit Bat Shit Dirty Old Twat Sixty Nine Assholes Tied in a Knot Hurray Lizard Shit Fuck

[Mojambo]

42. So what's the name of the band, then? n/t

[datasuspect]

43. that is the name of the band

they are sorta avant garde.

[AllegroRondo]

46. hard to fit on a marqee

[Mojambo]

62. I can hear the fans...

"Oh my God! R.S.B.S.D.O.T.S.N.A.T.I.A.K.H.L.S.F is playing tonight! You wanna go see them play?"

[DS1]

41. Les Paul can suck my dick

[mitchum]

47. That's good...I actually did consider naming a band Fuck You Mel Bay

[underpants]

52. or

More Rock Les Paul

[Starbucks Anarchist]

59. Ha!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. The Syphilis Experience...

:yoiks: :rofl: Concept: have all the fun of syphilis without the side effects.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

50. Ronald McDonald and the Registered Sex Offenders.

[underpants]

54. -

:rofl:

I wonder how long it would take for the McD's lawyers to put an end to that

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

56. I'm not sure if they'd have a case.

There really is a registered sex offender who happens to be named Ronald McDonald.

[dropkickpa]

51. Fellatio Lockjaw

A trio made up of me, my cousin, and my dog (playing drums). Why the dog? Because, wouldn't it be cool as all hell to have a dog drummer????

[MilesColtrane]

68. I don't know. Dogs are easily distracted.

But, then again, so are most human drummers. (They *would* probably drool less.)

[LynneSin]

53. My pustilant hemorrhoids

:puke:

[underpants]

55. Nirvana Oasis Pearl Jam

They all sound like jr.high talent show band names to me

[MissMillie]

57. mucus muffins

concept.... bands have to have a concept?

[mitchum]

61. They all do...and for many bands it seems that's far more important than ability

[chaska]

58. I always wanted to have a band called 'Backhair'.

[mitchum]

60. You could use Ernest Borgnine and Vic Tayback on your album covers

[KitchenWitch]

63. "This Band Sucks"

[Throd]

64. Condom of Scabs

[Seashell Eyes]

65. Prolapsed Anus

I don't even want to think of their concept.

[BlueIris]

66. Cow Skull Tampon.

[MilesColtrane]

67. Granny Fister

That is all.