I want to wage a pretend drama war. Apply here to throw inscrutable Lounge snark at me

[jpgray]

[Nickster]

1. You're momma dresses you funny!

[SPKrazy]

2. yer juvenile and

you wear funny shoes

[Nickster]

8. Funny like clown shoes or funny like kinda weird?

[SPKrazy]

27. funny like

clown weird shoes :rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. You're a fadooby!

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. *Throws a half-dressed Barbie doll at jpgray*

Channeling the 6-year-old triplet girl who does drama far better than I.

[terrya]

5. ANOTHER thread?

:eyes:

:popcorn:

[enigmatic]

6. you listen to Seven Mary Three, ya wanker!

:D

[krispos42]

34. Hey! Jon Baker is my role model!

We should all listen to Jon Baker. The world would be a better place!

[slj0101]

7. I did that already, assbutt!

You're cutting in on my drama!!

[skygazer]

9. You're not as anonymous as you think

[JTG of the PRB]

10. Look, I RESPECT you and all...

but could you TRY and show a little class?

[yewberry]

11. "Apply?" You want some kinda resumé or something?

:yoiks:

Ahh, forget it. I'm not so good at the snark.

[XemaSab]

12. Why do you hate America?

Why do you hate freedom?

Why do you hate Harry Potter?

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

13. Who pissed in your Cheerios?

:popcorn:

[crim son]

14. Some people think it's okay to PUI.

Some people may even be proud of it. :eyes:

:D

[SOteric]

15. Yeah. Like anybody really believes you have personal drama.

[crim son]

16. ...

:rofl:

[jpgray]

17. You win.

As my first salvo:

There's this DUer. Who is, like, SO stupid, SO obnoxious, and SOmorphic. SOme people really need to lay off the drinky winky. :eyes: PM me for more info.

[SOteric]

24. First off,

I'll have you know I've never morphed in my life!!!

You must have me confused with some of the primates that swing from your family tree.

And why would you invite someone to PM you and then block their Private Mail from your box, Zippy?

[jpgray]

25. Being a natural coward with anger issues, I choose to behave however I like

And yet I fear retribution. :scared:

[SOteric]

29. I s'pose that explains

all the time you've been spending in GD lately.

[LibraLiz1973]

18. Will this war be regulated or unregulated?

Just sayin....

[jpgray]

20. Any pics of me with a shall we say "desuspendered" broadcasting personality are off-limits

[LibraLiz1973]

22. Hello Altoona!

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

30. "Tonight! For de howah!

JPGray in a compromising position! Wit' yours truly!"

[PeaceNikki]

19. I would, but I've had you on ignore since you posted that stuff about the guy from the place

with that thing.

Did you think I'd FORGET??

Jeesh. :eyes:

[jpgray]

21. If I had feelings, you would have hurt them with your post.

Hypothetical feelings hurter. :(

[PeaceNikki]

23. psssh

[elshiva]

26. jpgray, you are a funny person. That's not a snarky comment, that's true.

:)

[Decruiter]

28. I'll have my cartoon alter ego work you over.

[billyoc]

31. Bo Didley never, ever

rocked.

[mitchum]

32. That's because he stole his entire act from Guy Lombardo...

the dirty little secret of almost all the Chicago bluesmen

[ghostsofgiants]

33. I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

[Maddy McCall]

35. You eat...

a) meat

b) vegan diet!

Therefore you must

a) be an evironment/animal hating glutton!

b) quit trying to shove your lifestyle down my throat, pale guy!