Ten questions for tonight

[jmowreader]

1. Boxers or briefs?

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?

2. Your car needs painting. What color?

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?

10. Best alternative energy?

[jmowreader]

1. My answers

1. Briefs.

2. Burgundy

3. The no-kill shelter in town

4. Go to carpentry school, buy a really good table saw and bank the rest.

5. Iron Chef Italian; garlic

6. Wicca

7. Slate

8. Five hours of the bastinado

9. Tool of evil

10. Bicycle

[absyntheNsugar]

2. 10 Answers...

1. Boxers or briefs?

Boxers

2. Your car needs painting. What color?

Blackberry

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?

ACLU

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?

Pay off house


5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?

Iron Chef France - eel farts

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?

Switch from Methodism to Reorganized Church of Latter Day Saints

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)

Disco floor like used in Saturday Night Fever

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.

Wash my hair with superglue

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?

Musical....in the right hands and not the hands of ....EVIL

10. Best alternative energy?

Fuel Cell

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. 10 answers

1. cotton
2. green
3. Refugees International and a local health foundation
4. Build a retreat/retirement center using alternative building methods and alternative energy sources.
5. I don't know any Iron Chefs, but I'd like to cook with cumin.
6. Another mystical order
7. Ceramic tile
8. Banish me from the country
9. Musical instrument, if played correctly
10. Solar power and wind power.

[HawkerHurricane]

4. Answered

Ten questions for tonight


1. Boxers or briefs?
Briefs

2. Your car needs painting. What color?
Dark Blue

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?
My sister's husband, who's a real charity case.
Ok, seriously, I'd have to do more research for that kind of cash.

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
Pay off van, buy new car, rest into the house payment. My wife would add new computer, new garage door, new stove to that list.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
I concede, fast and early. When I cook, I burn the soup. Secret ingredient: CO2, from a fire extinguisher.

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
Unitarian.

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)
What my wife wants.

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
Ummm...

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
Musical instument. One of the most haunting sounds there is.

10. Best alternative energy?
I'm flexible. Solar is a personal favorite.

[Bertha Venation]

5. answers

1. soft cotton briefs

2. maroon (I like the color it is)

3. Habitat for Humanity

4. get out of unsecured debt, then share out what's left among my family & Mrs. V.'s. Quietly.

5. don't know the chefs, but the ingredient would be avocado. I can make avocado sing all by itself on a plate w/ olive oil & a little salt. kitchen death to my opponent.

6. UU

7. That really super-good faux wood stuff.

8. Can't answer that -- voting for "a Republican" is too nebulous a category.

9. Play the bagpipes: go to jail!

10. Solar.

[peterh]

6. what the heck....

1. Boxers or briefs?
nada….with the exception of dress slacks, then depending, either/or….

2. Your car needs painting. What color?
silver

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?
USC cancer center

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
Park it….can’t retire on a 100 Gs

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
No idea what Iron Chef is….I assume it’s on TV….only watch movies and sports

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
Wicca

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)
<tossing coin in the air> Spanish tile

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
A BJ from Pickles

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
Instrument….not necessarily musical nor evil…

10. Best alternative energy?
Da sun….

[Bertha Venation]

7. you think Pickles knows what a BJ is?

:wtf:

[peterh]

15. I guess I’m safe…..

Ya think....B-)

[alittlelark]

17. She thinks it is a bush joust

It happens quite often, when she feels sleepy and he feels like he's had 2-3 shots of Johnnie Walker too much and is feeling AMOURROUAS.

[jmowreader]

26. Iron Chef is a Japanese TV show

Japanese actor Takeshi Kaga (the first Japanese Jesus in "Jesus Christ, Superstar," and the first Japanese Tony in "West Side Story") had this idea for a "cooking battle" TV show many years ago. After the idea's being rejected by everyone who "does TV" in Japan, Kaga pulled out his checkbook and completely self-financed Iron Chef.

The Japanese people loved it, our Food Network bought it, and now the American people love it.

Basically, they go throughout Japan and other places to find excellent chefs and bring them to Kaga's studio, which he calls "Kitchen Stadium." (Two professional kitchens with grandstands around them.) If you are the challenger, you usually get to choose an Iron Chef (Kaga has four chefs, a Japanese specialist, a Chinese specialist, an Italian specialist and a French specialist, who serve as his Iron Chefs, supposedly the greatest four chefs in Japan) to cook against. Sometimes you don't; if they flew you in from Paris to do battle, Iron Chef French will be in the other kitchen.

The chefs aren't always from fine dining establishments; once he had a guy who ran a push cart. He did pretty well.

The battle takes an hour. At the beginning, Kaga unveils a "theme ingredient." Sometimes it's something really unusual and expensive like Kobe beef or king crab. Sometimes it's live--they had live pigs once. Sometimes it's real common--I've seen squash pulled out. Neither of you knows what the ingredient will be until it's staring you in the face (sometimes literally). So far he hasn't had dog. You get an hour to invent four or five dishes using this ingredient. At the end, five people eat what you made, offer up pithy comments, and choose whose food they liked the best.

It's fun to watch this; some of the dishes they make are the culinary equivalent of giving Hildy access to your kitchen, but I'd eat a few of those things.

[lucidmadman]

8. My Answers

1. Boxers or briefs?

Depends

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?

2. Your car needs painting. What color?

Don't have one

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?

Charity: Sisters of the Road Cafe

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?

Get off the the grid

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?

I have no idea what the Iron Chef is...

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?

Caustic Gnostic or Budhist Nudist

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)

Something basic

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.

I would let them make me listen to Joe Leiberman's 'real thoughts'

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?

Indoors: TOE
Outdoors: Can be lovely

10. Best alternative energy?

Eel Farts

[foreigncorrespondent]

9. My answers.

1. Boxers or briefs?

Hey! I might be a lady, but I still love to wear boxers to bed in the summer months.

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?

Thongs.

2. Your car needs painting. What color?

Black.

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?

LGIRTF (Lesbian Gay Immigration Rights Task Force)

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?

Fly Sapphocrat back to Australia so we can spend some much needed time together.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?

Emeril and Beer.

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?

MCC.

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)

Slate.

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.

I would have to say kill me. Because dead is the only way my name would be used to vote for fascist scumbags. But they would have a fight on their hands, because I certainly wouldn't let them kill me.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?

Can be both.

10. Best alternative energy?

Solar.

[Sapphocrat]

10. Okey-doke...

1. Boxers or briefs?

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?

No alternative needed -- they make fabulous silk boxers that suit us women just fine. All that same, I'm 95% briefs.


2. Your car needs painting. What color?

Black.


3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?

The Shanti Project.


4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?

Split $50,000 between my mom and one sister, and take the other 50 G's and move to Australia.


5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?

I'll take any of them on -- no fear of competitive cooking here. And I'll take saffron, thank you, since I could never afford to acquire it myself.


6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?

Zen Buddhism.


7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)

That red tile with the doggy footprint in it. (I sure hope someone knows what I'm talking about.)


8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.

In the words of Eddie Albert ("The Heartbreak Kid"), "Not if they tied me to a tree and put a lit bomb in my mouth."


9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?

I bloody well LIKE bagpipes -- and accordions, for that matter. Really!


10. Best alternative energy?

Sun.

(Or sex. 300 calories an hour, you know.)

[TrogL]

11. My typically warped replies

1. Boxers or briefs?

Bikini or Speedos.

2. Your car needs painting. What color?

I don't repaint cars. If the body's in that bad a shape the rest of it is shot.

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?

The kids.

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?

Buy a house and leave it to the kids.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?

Alberta Beef

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?

Old Catholic

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)

Industrial grade tile.

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.

Trick question. I'm Canadian.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?

I've performed in a group consisting of African drummers and a bagpiper. Reach your own conclusion.

10. Best alternative energy?

Dark energy.

[jmowreader]

27. Okay, then, you need a new car. What color?

..

[Endangered Specie]

12. for me...

1-Briefs
2-No Car
3-all of it to Inter Red Cross
4-Super duper computer, pay college
5-Never watched show
6-Bhudism
7-marble
8-so star trek for a year
9-musical insturment
10-nuclear

[LastKnight]

13. my anwsers...

1. Breifs

2. my current car isnt worth it... ill get a new car before i paint this one...

3. hmm... tough one here... not a charity... but DU gets the money...

4. buy a new car... and a few guitars... amps... ect.

5. i cant cook for crap, and dont watch iron chef... so i donno who to battle, but the ingredient... i can do some mean stuff with macaroni

6. if i have to leave the one im in now im going agnostic

7. nothing too fancy...hardwood floors or something

8. anything... seriously anything. ive seriously given my family permission to put me to sleep if i vote republican

9. i like to think of them as musical tools of evil

10. solar/wind energy

-LK

[bhunt70]

14. my 2+2+2+2+2

1. Boxer-briefs
1a. thong

2. Same color it is now, navy blue.

3. The Shepherd Center in Atlanta that works with TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) and Spinal Injuries. Christopher Reeves went there but more importantly they took great care of my wife for 6 months and saved her life. Not a charity but they are non-profit.

4. Buy Home theater equipment and put the rest in sound long term investments.

5. Morimoto, truly the best Iron Chef. I want the chairman to unveils CHEERIOS.

6. Not religious now but I'd join the Catholic churh because I want to be the Pope and find out all the Catholic secrets, like stuff in the vatican library.

7. I dunno, some nice tile thats easy to keep clean and gives my kitchen a rustic feel, or broken glass.

8. Who is them...it's really important to this question. If them is the Notre Dame football team I might let them use me as a tackling dummy, if "them" is a group of imaginary girls from my dreams well...I would never vote republican.

9. In the hands of someone who can play them, Evil. In the hands of a novice or a 4 year old child in the back of an station wagon, Good.

10. Solar.

[alittlelark]

16. Boxers let 'em be free

1 But, as a 'lady' I'll say bikinis - they don't hang out, but they also don't hang in (Think)
2 Champagne - shows the least dirt!
3 Move on - to air the ad with the children answering questions about what they will do when they are president
4 see above
5 Sorry, I don't watch TV, but make an awesome adobe wrapped trout!!
6 As an atheist I would join 'the force' I do believe that all living beings are connected by thought.
7 Non- slip granite (just got it!!!!!!!!!!!) Beautiful and safe
8 I would 'let them' do nothing. I would sacrifice all but my soul to prevent another Repig from ascending to the throne.
9 Irish/Scottish ancestry - BEAUTIFUL - yeah
10 In my area, wind. Or at least where we have our 2nd residence (which I deem 'my house')

[hedgetrimmer]

18. from the comando style section...

1. none

2. clear

3. local food bank

4. not much

5. the best they got and Dave's insanity sauce

6. church of BOB

7. concrete with radiant heat

8. i would not vote republican, hence they do not have to do anything

9. musical tool of evil

10. the sun

[Liberal Christian]

19. My answers

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?
Soft cotton stretch

2. Your car needs painting. What color? burgundy

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it? Heifer International

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
Put in hardwood floors, new bannisters, take a couple of trips, add to my pension fund.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
I have no idea. Never watch the Iron Chef.

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
Lutheran

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.) hardwood

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
I have voted for two or three Republicans who were better candidates than the Democrats running in those races.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
Musical instrument, though best played outside.

10. Best alternative energy?
Wind

[TexasProgressive]

20. Another Commando...

1. No underwear.
2. Blue.
3. The Internaional Rescue Committee.
4. Give it to my nephews.
5. Don't have a TV, but if I did, I would answer this question.
6. Buddhism.
7. Italian ceramic tile.
8. Kill me. I'm a Yellow Dog Democrat.
9. Musical instrument.
10. Solar.

[nini]

21. mine

1. Boxers or briefs?
briefs

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?
briefs.. but it depends on what I'm wearing and what I'm doing :-)

2. Your car needs painting. What color?
black

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?
the nuns at the church I grew up in for their poverty program. They are AWESOME

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
travel my ass off

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
I don't know their names... I say we should use lots of chilis - the hotter the better.

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
episcopalian(sp)

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)
tile.. earth tone..not the shiny stuff

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
put a fire cracker up my ass and light it

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
depends on how long I have to hear it

10. Best alternative energy?
sun

[Edge]

22. Yo yo yo yo yo yo....my answers...

1. Boxers or briefs?
A. Boxers

2. Your car needs painting. What color?
A. Black

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?
A. Myself...I am a charity case. :D :evilgrin:

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
A. Put the million in cash on my bed and roll around in it nekkid.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
A. I don't know any Iron Chef...I've never seen the show.

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
A. Wouldn't change. Lutheran is the way to go. :)

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)
A. Granite.

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
A. Cut my nuts off.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
A. Tool of evil!!!!

10. Best alternative energy?
A. Wind.

[Shanty Oilish]

23. Give me ten!

Here ya go...

1. Boxers --- that way I can rule out what isn't bothering him.

1a. Favorite panties? For what, sitting or making him get up?

2. Your car needs --- basic black paint.

3. Here is a million dollars...keep $100,000 and give the rest to --- domestic violence shelters.

4. What do you do with your share? Give it away. I've got enough stuff and I've been everywhere at least twice.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Never heard of it. What is that a cooking show? They'd be sorry!

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. I could pass for some kind of Protestant I'm sure.

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. Wood. Always.

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican. Publish my tax returns.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil? Most good things are tools of evil.

10. Best alternative energy? Testosterone.

[non sociopath skin]

24. For what it's worth

1. Boxers.

2. Don't have a car.

3. St Oswald's, our local hospice.

4. Buy a place in the States.

5. I'm a Brit. You'll need to translate.

6. Quaker.

7. Something cat and bunny-proof.

8. Make me go to a Britney Spears gig.

9. Northumbrian and Irish - instruments but Beelzebub is MD of the Black Watch.

10. Wind Power. It gets pretty stormy round here and we might as well do something with it.

[jmowreader]

25. Everyone who answered #4 "pay bills"...

re-read #3, "...all of your bills have been paid..." then re-answer 4.

I know you'll pay bills with it if handed a large sum of money while you have outstanding bills.

#3 means you no longer have a house payment, a car payment, credit card payments...it does mean you have to get creative and think of something good to do with it.

[jogi1969]

28. mine

1. Boxers or briefs?
boxers

2. Your car needs painting. What color?
british racing green

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?
the Ramakrishna trust

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
move to asia and find a nice 2 acre plot, and grow sugarcane & pot fo the rest of my days

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
never seen this show -- i have heard of it

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
Taoism

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)
rose marble

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
ship me to a gulag/ camp X-ray

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
they are awesome

10. Best alternative energy?
cold fusion-- or is it fission?

[populistmom]

29. 10 Answers

1. Boxers or briefs?
Whatever he likes, but no leopard bikinis please. That's just cheesy on a guy.

1a. Alternate question for the ladies: Favorite panties?
cotton bikinis

2. Your car needs painting. What color?
red or blue

3. Here is a million dollars, tax free, and all of your bills have been paid. You must keep $100,000 and give the rest to one charity. Who gets it?
currently Moveon.org

4. Further to question 3: What do you do with your share?
Build a large, self-sufficiant, alternative energy reliant, monolithic dome home in some other country near the ocean, but with decent elevation too.

5. You've been invited to be the challenger on Iron Chef. Which Iron Chef will you battle, and what ingredient would you like the Chairman to unveil?
I don't know. I have no desire to do this.

6. You must change religions, or join one if you're currently irreligious. Which one?
Currently Methodist (grew up Methodist and Catholic). I'd change to Quaker, Unity, or Unitarian.

7. You need a new kitchen floor, and money is no object. What would you get? (It will be installed for you.)
Oak Hardwood to match the living and dining room

8. I would let them do this to me before I voted for a Republican.
I'd sleep with one before I'd vote for one. That being said, I never have even come close to doing that.

9. Bagpipes: musical instrument or tool of evil?
Just slightly more evil than an accordian.

10. Best alternative energy?
Solar

[beawr]

30. Answers for this thingy

1. Boxers
2. British Racing Green
3. Shepherd's Table (Soup Kitchen)
4. Invest
5. Matsumoto - Hamburger
6. Church of the Sub-Genius (they want the least money)
7. The broken bodies of my enemies, or, Nice Ceramic Tile, Cobalt Blue
8. Sodomy, but I kinda enjoy it.
9. Both, leave it to the Scots to multi-task a sheep stomach
10. Wind