Mr Scorpio answers your most perplexing questions

[MrScorpio]

With the help of spirts, he will guide you.

Ask him anything

[frogfromthenorth2]

1. Who will win the nomination?

hehehe

[MrScorpio]

3. The answer is...

The guy with the most delegates.

He'll be a sure winner, most def.

[frogfromthenorth2]

5. Cool! Thanks! Now I can sleep better!

[MrScorpio]

28. Glad I can help

Now get some sleep

[lucidmadman]

2. So....

...what IS the deal?

[MrScorpio]

7. Two answers.

To Richard Simmons, its a meal
To Monte Hall, its something to make.

That's the deal

[lucidmadman]

12. Ahhhhh.....

....I feel better now. Thanks so much.

[alittlelark]

Why is the Scorpio-Libra cusp

one of the most confused aspects of the zodiac?
Oct 25

[MrScorpio]

9. It's the love of porn mags

It's an unrequited love. But it fits the personality of the b-day.

[alittlelark]

31. Porn mags, unless in B/W repulse me

I love B/W porn, but good stuff is rare (incidently I'm a female) Most of the mainstram stuff is just gauche. No effect. It is all BORG



on edit - I meant BORG not misspellin' boring (hubby pointed it out)

[La_Serpiente]

4. What gas makes up the atmosphere of Neptune?

n/t

[alittlelark]

6. nitrogen?

random, weird guess

[frogfromthenorth2]

8. I know that one!!!

Neptune's atmosphere is made up of hydrogen, helium, and methane.

I even have a pic!

[La_Serpiente]

13. What is that big dark blue ball?

Is that a storm?

[frogfromthenorth2]

14. The "Great Dark Spot" discovered by Voyager 2 is ....

a storm system that resembles Jupiter's Red Spot, and is surrounded by white cirrus clouds of frozen methane.

[mdmc]

32. wow neat pic

:kick:

[MrScorpio]

10. Neptunite

It's also laced with Tritonia

[La_Serpiente]

11. Why does Matt Drudge wear that hat?

[MrScorpio]

15. He's trying to channel Karl Kolchak

Most of his shit looks like it came out of a rejected Night Stalker script as it is.

[lucidmadman]

16. I think it's to hide the point...

[MrScorpio]

20. Not really

Since HE'S pointless

[La_Serpiente]

17. Will Rush go into Withdrawl?

[MrScorpio]

19. He couldn't avoid it if they toss his fat ass in prison

Unless he changes his name to Rushina and becomes somebody's bitch for the perks, he has no other choice.

[La_Serpiente]

18. How will our solar system end?

n/t

[MrScorpio]

21. The budget deficit will become so big that it will suck in everything

Including light.

Damn you Bush and your tax cuts. You've doomed us all.

[Bertha Venation]

22. MrScorpio, when will Cocoa the Kitten stop being Wenchzilla?

eom

[MrScorpio]

24. It will be stopped by an intervention by the Japanese Defense Forces

They've got lots of experience battling giant monsters and their power has been unleasehed on the world by Prime Minister Zoizumi.

Wenchilla will be a piece of cake for these guys.

[Bertha Venation]

25. Are you sure? As you can see by this photo...

...she is a formidable opponent:

[MrScorpio]

27. One or two weapons of mass catnip and he's toast

Don't fuck with the JDF

[BlueJazz]

23. Mr. Scorpio....

I have this feeling that people from the future (or another dimension) are with (spying ?) on us all the time. We can't see them, due to time displacement but their there, nonetheless
Do you have any knowledge of this phenomena?

[MrScorpio]

26. Actually, I do.

The are from that forth dimension, known as TYME.

They're sometimes are visible. You can see them only during twilight hours.

Here's a drawing of one:



The eye trof is dead giveaway.

Make sure to watch your back

[BlueJazz]

29. Thank you so much. I thought that's

...rather what they looked like.
Every so often if it's late in the afternoon and the light is just
right, I can catch one out of the corner of my eye...alas,,,they are gone when I look....sigh..

[MrScorpio]

30. They're trapped between the pit of your fear and ...

The summit of your knowledge

Look carefully

[FreeperSlayer]

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