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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 08:56 AM Original message |
The MIL explained gay marriage to a 87-year-old bigot with dementia |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
1. Good luck. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. She's not allowed to come to the wedding, only the reception |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:00 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Bullshit. I'm picking her up and plying her with Appletinis |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:01 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Good God, and you're a mental health professional!!! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:02 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Wheeeeee!!!!! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:11 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Damn!!! |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:04 AM Response to Reply #4 |
61. ....... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:05 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Let me know if I should bring anything Middlo |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:03 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Have you got somebody to handle her there? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:05 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I nominate flvegan to be Granny's handler. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:07 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. You need somebody with a tranquilizer gun. nt |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:10 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. What if I brought my pepper spray? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:11 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. In a crowd? Better go with the taser. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:09 PM Response to Reply #15 |
57. Tasers are illegal in NJ |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:12 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. That's half of Haruka's family |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:12 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. :starts wondering what I'm getting into going to this thing: |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:14 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. There's alcohol, a good DJ, and vegan food |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:16 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. VEGAN FOOD? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:18 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. oh noes! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:18 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. NOT FOR YOU!!!! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:22 AM Response to Reply #24 |
31. The invite is in TM's car. Which should be back |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:24 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. OMG -- did she hit Underpants or something??? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:25 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. No. Unfortunately, it wasn't anything she did. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:26 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Jeebus |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:19 AM Response to Reply #21 |
26. How much will THAT piss off granny? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:20 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. That IS kinda commie and gay |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:12 AM Response to Reply #17 |
63. This is the funniest movie I've ever watched!! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:15 AM Response to Reply #63 |
64. We always have exciting times at her mom's house, that's for sure |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:08 AM Response to Reply #8 |
62. HAHAHAHA.....you're suggesting the need for security |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:07 AM Response to Reply #2 |
12. Well, that's good. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:11 PM Response to Reply #12 |
58. Yeah -- it will be much less noticeable, if she freaks amidst drunken relatives & friends |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. I can't wait for the shower scene pics!!!!!! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:14 AM Response to Reply #5 |
19. We are, too |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:21 AM Response to Reply #19 |
28. See deary, you and I seem to think differently about "shower scenes" |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:22 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. I knew what you meant, pev |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:40 AM Response to Reply #28 |
48. That got my hopes up too. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:52 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. God, I so should have figured -- PEVS |
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Fran Kubelik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
7. "I should be dead." |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:21 AM Response to Reply #7 |
29. She says that all the time |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
9. pretty cool mother-in-law |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:16 AM Response to Reply #9 |
22. The MIL is kinda nuts but she's been great about the whole thing |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:37 AM Response to Reply #22 |
46. I remember that attitude from when I got married |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:53 AM Response to Reply #46 |
50. Yeah, Haruka's family doesn't care, either |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
25. ahh...if only they were all that age. nt. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:20 AM Response to Reply #25 |
38. Why? |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:26 AM Response to Reply #38 |
40. All the bigots would be gone none too soon. nt. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:53 AM Response to Reply #40 |
51. Ah! Understood! |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:54 AM Response to Reply #51 |
53. Sadly this is not the case...but congrats to you... |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
35. My neighbor just went to her sister's gay marriage ceremony |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:48 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. What exactly -- the sight of seeing two women instead of a man and a woman? |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:52 AM Response to Reply #36 |
37. don't know |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 10:06 AM Response to Reply #36 |
70. I love effeminate gay men. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
39. I owe both LostinVA and Haruka a very big thanks for all their stories. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:34 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. You're quite welcome |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:38 AM Response to Reply #42 |
47. She doesn't have a girl friend yet, which is par for the family so far. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:54 AM Response to Reply #47 |
52. We were both raised Catholic |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 12:32 PM Response to Reply #52 |
56. If we mothers were permitted to be priests, believe me, you'd |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 09:13 PM Response to Reply #56 |
59. Well, the ceremony will be done by clergy -- DU's own Pacifist Patriot. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
41. Shower scenes?!?!?!? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:34 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Taterguy gave me some tips |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
44. great story |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 10:36 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. She says that about anything she doesn't like/understand |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
54. My mother was a hoot when I told her I was going to a same sex wedding |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-30-07 11:08 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. We're having the straightest gay wedding ever |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:18 AM Response to Reply #54 |
66. "Why are you going to the wedding - won't it be all Lesbians there". |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:51 AM Response to Reply #54 |
69. "Why are you going to the wedding - won't it be all Lesbians there". |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-01-07 06:13 AM Response to Reply #69 |
71. I knew you'd like that! |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
60. I just told Haruka it's fortunate that I peed BEFORE I read this |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:16 AM Response to Reply #60 |
65. I wish you could have heard her sister tell the story |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
67. Don't you worry that this marriage could cost us the '06 and '08 |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 09:35 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. That is my evil lesbian plan |
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