It's my birthday. Yay for me.

[BreweryYardRat]

So far today, I've:

Been hit with a recurring nightmare (nightmare, wake up, drop back off, same nightmare) about being swarmed and attacked by dozens of flying creatures with sharp claws and teeth.

Had the power windows on my car stop working three days after I'd had them repaired! They're stuck all the way up, which means I don't have to worry about any water damage from rainstorms, but also means the car turns into a sauna. And my A/C doesn't work.

Dealt with a petty asshole store clerk.

Discovered that the shirt I have on, that I'd thought was clean or semi-clean, smells of wet cat.

What next?