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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 01:45 AM
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Guys, do you think Mrs. Butterworth is pretty?
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 01:46 AM
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1. She is thinner than her sister who isn't lite
:evilgrin:
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IthinkThereforeIAM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 01:52 AM
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2. Get out of here...
Edited on Sat Jan-24-04 01:57 AM by IthinkThereforeIAM
...everyone knows the model for "Mrs. Butterworth" was Jonathan Winters in drag. }(

Dig this, Cats and Kitties, check out the Jonathan Winters interview on Lord Buckley. <http://www.lordbuckley.com/LBC/Speak_The_Jive/WintersInterview.html>

on edit: Added the link.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 01:53 AM
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3. Bored, eh?
You ever notice that she has no breasts?
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 01:56 AM
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4. Oh, they're there.
And full of syrup. :9
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 01:57 AM
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5. She's too transparent for me
I like my girls to be a little mysterious, and as much as I like hats, hers is just WEIRD.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 02:08 AM
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6. I'm betting yes, if y'all are honest.
I have long believe that if women really wanted to get some positive male attention they should throw out all those foofie colognes and rub themselves with bacon.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 02:08 AM
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7. Depends how wide the opening is on top
:evilgrin:
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 03:10 AM
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13. What if she is very small
Would that make her better looking or better tasting?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 02:12 AM
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8. She's pretty on the inside
:evilgrin:
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hedgetrimmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 02:13 AM
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9. she is a real piece of ass!
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 03:09 AM
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12. Out of curiosity
What does that mean?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 02:18 AM
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10. No, but I do often recall the Tid-y-bowl man, Mr Whipple, and
Charles Nelson Reilly. :evilgrin: Not to forget the Palmolive lady, Nancy Walker, and Mrs Olson of Folgers fame...

Being a gen x'er has its advantages. Commercials of today don't even have phony people to peddle their Charmin(tm), just cartoon bears wiping themselves against a tree...
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 02:52 AM
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11. She's sweet and tasty
Big butt though. :)
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 03:21 AM
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14. That's not Mrs. Butterworth - it's Mrs. Butterworth Lite!
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 03:34 AM
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15. Is Mrs. Butterworth black or white?
She dresses a little like Aunt Jemima, and she certainly is dark, but she talks like a little old white lady. Hmmm. . .
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