Bad Joke Of The Day

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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out
woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating
through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her
horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took
her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to
the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting
with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
see, I pulled up behind your car while you were
blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,
the 'Choose Life' License plate holder,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker,
and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'