Are cats Democrats or Republicans?

[The Night Owl]

[KitchenWitch]

1. They are completely above human politics!

:P

[Joey Liberal]

2. Cats are republicans because

They want to be in charge and not do any work. They are aloof and lazy. But at least they aren't jerks like republicans.

[terrya]

3. Cats are Democrats.

I say that because I like cats. I don't like Republicans.

[patricia92243]

4. Good answer - my sentiments exactly.

[Skittles]

10. THANK YOU

no f***ing way are cats REPUKES

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. They take without giving, they shit in your house, and they'd kill you if they could.

[The Night Owl]

8. LOL!

Very true!

[LoveMyCali]

6. Cats are definitely

Independents.

[EFerrari]

7. I agree. When was the last time you saw a cat walk a precinct

handing out literature?

[hvn_nbr_2]

9. Well, Dems are like cats, as in...

organizing Dems is like herding cats. I'd say that Pukes are more like rabid wild dogs wearing jackboots.

[pookieblue]

11. cats are way too smart to be a repub....

in fact, since they won't bow down and do anything to please you...
they are far above politics in general.

dogs on the other hand...

[meow2u3]

12. Cats are Democrats--and here's why

They're not pack animals like dogs; they're colony animals, which means they socialize in groups but hunt alone.

Cats have a mind of their own. If cats were Republicans, they'd have to undergo intensive psychotherapy to bring them back to normal.

Cats also refuse to be conquered. Republicans hate those with a mind of their own. Nothing pisses off a tyrant more than one who refuses to be a subject.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. Here's your answer:

[applegrove]

14. They are warm and fuzzy. What else could they be?

[China_cat]

15. The only true Independents.

[tool_of_the_people]

16. Fat Cats are Republicans.

Cool Cats are Dems.

[begin_within]

17. I asked mine.

[MysticalChicken]

18. Most cats are Democrats...

...except for Bucky Katt from "Get Fuzzy" (my favorite comic strip).

It wasn't really surprising to me that Bucky is a Republican. After all, he's loud, obnoxious, not very bright, and more often than not, wrong.

He's still funny as shit, though.

[grace0418]

19. My cat beats up Donald Rumsfeld every single day. So I'm guessing he's a Dem.

No other catnip toy he owns gets the reaction that his Rumsfeld toy gets. He acts like he really wants to kill it. I'm so proud!