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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 10:41 PM
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I'm in the best shape of my life..... my wife gives me that little wink every now and then...
and I owe it all to Bowflex!!!!:eyes:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 10:54 PM
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1. I hate those damn commercials!
Ironically, though, my father, age 70, just bought the whole Bowflex Revolution package and I have to admit it is cool! I just hate the commercials and apparently you need to pay in cash for them or use your own credit cards. People are making complaints about the way Bowflex finances its gyms.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 11:07 PM
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4. I heard they are cool
I prefer free weights though. Terrible commercials! So annoying.

I never knew that about the financing though. Interesting.
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 11:10 PM
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5. I paid cash for a Bowflex Pro years ago, and I have to admit,
it is an impressive machine. Made me forget all about free weights.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 10:57 PM
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2. but more importantly....
...are you getting any
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 11:06 PM
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3. no, but I hope at least the guy in the commercial is
having sold his soul in such a corny manner. :)
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:01 AM
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6. I thought is was going to be Cialis or Viagra.
:rofl:

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:05 AM
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7. Oh yeah? Well my husband calls me his "Trophy Wife"
And it's ALL thanks to NutriSystem! :bounce::bounce:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:12 AM
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8. does she call you her trophy husband
Edited on Tue Jul-31-07 12:13 AM by Skittles
:o
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:19 AM
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9. oh gosh no
I'm just making fun of a commercial. I am free and clear.... but I could be a trophy husband... if need be.

I'm just saying, if the proper sugar mama comes along, I will be happy to step in and fill the bill. :)
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:35 AM
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10. Whenever I see those ads, I keep expecting...
...one of the satisfied customers to launch himself through the window like an arrow at Agincourt.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:58 AM
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11. hahaha
"I am 50 and I play in a rock band"..... zoom.... out the window. :)
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 07:45 AM
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14. Hes living his dream
That one is the worst.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 06:41 AM
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12. Damn -- I thought this was for real
and I wanted some pics. Damn.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 06:46 AM
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13. i hope this has nothing to do with that urine thread ---
let me go click on it now to make sure:rofl:

:hi:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 08:04 AM
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15. I want Barry Bonds to do a Bowflex commercial.
That'd be equally silly.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 01:47 PM
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18. oh lord
Yeah, Barry has a Bowflex body. If you count nandrolone as part of the Bowflex empire. :)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 04:13 PM
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22. Unless it came with a steroid dispenser on the side...
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 08:34 AM
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16. You can't argue with results
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 09:04 AM
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17. ummm, yeah
I'd hit it! :bounce:

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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 03:31 PM
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19. Oh yea. She could get it.
Twice if she acted right.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 04:12 PM
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21. Hey! I can purchase my needs directly through her!!!
Almost sounds like prostitution...

You Can Purchase Your Bowflex Equipment Needs Through Me!

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 04:11 PM
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20. Does she give his little winky something every now and then too?
:hide:

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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 04:15 PM
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23. I owe it all to Hostess!
:crazy:
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