Finally!! Some advice you can USE!

[LeftyFingerPop]

If your traditional "party piece" is doing stunningly perfect impersonations of a "stoned Rocky Balboa"...

and if you have a dentist appointment...

and your dental technician's name is "Adrian"...

and you have a ferocious Lyrica and Vicodan buzz on...

and your dentist gives you happy gas...

and your dentist lets you play your own CD which primarily consists of a drippingly intense 1969 version of the Grateful Dead's "The Eleven"...

Here's my advice....CANCEL YOUR APPOINTMENT.

Because if you don't, the synergistic effects of the Vicodan, Lyrica, laughing gas, and music will cause you to repeatedly look at your dental technician, cross your eyes slightly, and slur out the following very slowly:

"Yo Adrian...What's wrong? You don't like me? You don't like my turtles? Sit over here...there's big bugs on that side of the room"

This will cause your technician to start snorting in fits of laughter, and it will also cause you some embarrassment.

Don't ask me how I know all this, I just do.

So, cancel that appointment!

[Kali]

1. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. ...

:rofl: :thumbsup: :hi:

[Parche]

3. You Speak The Tooth

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. In another hour and a half or so eastern time...

it will be tooth hurty.

[Parche]

6. TIME

I will have to brush up on my time..................




:hi:

[zanne]

5. "You don't like my turtles"?

You were out of it, alright!

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. No, that's a line in the movie LOL. n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. You got happy gas? I got diddly squat.

:rofl: :yoiks: I think you had a better appointment than I did. :P Mine was cold turkey, and it sucked. :( It hurt. But the bright side is that I didn't have a dead face for the rest of the day and that I now have my crown. :woohoo:

Yo, Adrian!!!!! :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I insist on the happy gas....

I told him this morning that I was feeling "anxious"...yeah that's it...."anxious". :rofl:

Glad you got your new crown ! :hi: