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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:34 AM
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I need medical advice
Go ahead--I'm listening.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:37 AM
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1. Get your head examined.
:D
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:44 AM
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5. They did an X-ray and found nothing
:shrug:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:37 AM
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2. That wasn't a suppository - next time, read the instructions...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:44 AM
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6. Doh!
I thought that it seemed a little too fizzy.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:37 AM
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3.  Try homeopathies!
Edited on Tue Jul-31-07 11:40 AM by JitterbugPerfume
cures everything!

( this is Jitterbug ducking) LOL
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:45 AM
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7. If I just dilute it by a factor of one brazillion, I should be fine!
Thanks!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:43 AM
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4. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning
:hi:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:46 AM
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8. That's a little forward, don't you think?
:blush:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:51 AM
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9. Call your doctor and ask him if....
*insert latest designer drug advertised on television* is RIGHT for you!!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:57 AM
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11. I've been meaning to try out that new birth control insert
I'll let you know how it turns out.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:52 AM
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10. Take two Mentos and call me in the morning


















And yes, I want DETAILS!!!!!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:04 PM
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12. Nose picking is healthy for you to do - and you should share your finds
:D
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:33 PM
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13. If medication causes you to see all of the following things in your sleep:












Stop taking it.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:45 PM
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14. If it hurts when you do that, stop doing that.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 11:07 PM
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17. Kind of a shortened version of mine.
:hi:
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 12:57 PM
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15. WhatEVER you do...
Don't try to break the Lounge earwax record.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-31-07 01:01 PM
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16. Gimme an apple a day and it'll keep the doctor away
yeah it's extortion but if the insurance companies can do it why can't I?
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