100 Pancakes Per Day for Every New Hampshirian.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Is that all they eat? They must be sick of
the dang things. If one of these candidates
stopped flipping flapjacks and passed out bowls
of porridge, he'd get 95% of the vote. Although
maybe it's worth it, remembering that Repube dufus
last year who fell off the stage trying to catch
his own pancake.

[Robb]

1. I can see the campaign banners now

"Vote for Candidate X: He's Having Bacon Thursday Morning. No Shit!" :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. I suppose all that carbo-loading helps them with the cold.

But I'd be busting my seams.