Alan Greenspan, Chairman of the Federal Reserve (ret'd)
Good times are comin'
I hear it everywhere I go
Good times are comin'
but they sure be comin slow.Don Imus, radio comentator, blowhard extroardinaire
I went to the radio interview
and ended up alone at the microphone.Bill Frist, Senator (ret'd)
Southern man
keep your head.
Dont forget
what your good book said.Mike Brown, Director of FEMA (ret'd)
Dead man lying by the side of the road
with the daylight in his eyes.
Dont let it bring you down...Gale Norton, Secretary of the Interior (ret'd)
Look at mother nature on the run.John McCain, Senator
Now that you've found youself
losin your mind
are you here again?
Findin that what you once thought real
is gone and changin?Alberto Gonzales, Attorney General
Oh...lonesome me...
There must be some way
I can lose
these lonesome blues.Tony Snow, Press Secretary
I meet a crowd of people
I cant face 'em day to day.Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State
You're such a stupid girl...Karl Rove, pig molester
Its the second half the cruise
and you know he hates to lose.Dick Cheney aka The Puppet Master
Im a vampire baby
suckin blood from the Earth.
Im a vampire baby
Ill sell ya twenty barrels worth.George W Bush
What a killer...Well all those people
they think they got it made.
but I wouldnt buy sell borrow or trade
anything I have
to be like one of them.
Id rather start all over again.
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