Will Bush find WMD's or OJ find wife's killer first?

[barbaraann]

We all know that neither Bush nor OJ will leave any stone unturned in their quest for justice and the American Way. Which one will be successful first?

[Webster Green]

1. I voted for OJ, however............

I understand bush is "on the look", so, you never know.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Other.

They'll find Amelia Earhart first -- alive and well and living in an assisted living facility in Rancho Cucamonga.

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. OJ, of course.

Allegedly, OJ already knows the identity of the killer.

[jmowreader]

4. You mean "WMDs that are still lethal and that he didn't plant," right?

Because going to Fort McClellan and raiding the stockpile at the Chemical School, then depositing them in Iraq, wouldn't be that hard.

[camero]

5. Santa will be declared a commie

He wears red you know. And if you switch the letters around it spells Satan.

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. And he redistributes wealth to children, who do not work!

And those toys are made by a collective of elves. Commie bastards! :evilgrin:

[Astarho]

6. The real killer has the WMD's

nt

[kiahzero]

7. The Ramseys will find their daughter's killer first

Or Peter Griffen will find him/her for them.

[BigDaddyLove]

9. I fully expect Bush to find WMD's in August/September.....

and Osama in October.

But that's just me.

[Awsi Dooger]

10. Three weeks ago I saw O.J. searching at Hops restaurant

At The Falls shopping mall in southwest Miami. In fact, they sat me one booth from him at lunch and he wouldn't shut up! The following is not eavesdropping but stuff I couldn't avoid:

* Karl Malone is the real deal at age 40, both running the court and passing

* O.J. wishes early in his career he had an offensive line like Jamaal Lewis has with the Ravens

* He doesn't understand why so many young people prefer Corvettes

* He has owned at least 14 or 16 golf bags in his life (no mention of what one of them might have contained)

A morning shower had washed out my golf game at Calusa Country Club, where O.J. plays. He was dressed in a dark blue warmup suit and among the three others at his table was Justin, his son with Nicole and now a very tall, thin, good looking kid, maybe 15 or 16.

[gator_in_Ontario]

11. Oj has already found his wife's killer, and he sees him every day

in the mirror

[Lostmessage]

12. LOL I voted for OJ

:evilgrin:

[LTR]

13. Ham sandwich

That is my choice for all of these polls.

[blondeatlast]

14. We'll find life in outer space before either is found.

[UTUSN]

15. Hilarious. Sent to My Local Radio Talkshow Wingnut n/t